‘Beards, shorts & sandals’ 2015 season declared officially open
The season has arrived and weather here in Brighton is just about right. This morning I bought woolly socks to wear with my sandals and tomorrow will venture forth appropriately clad..
Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE 16th May
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
‘BEARDS, SHORTS & SANDALS’ 2015 SEASON DECLARED OFFICIALLY OPEN
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that Saturday May 16th marks the official start of the 2015 Beards, Shorts and Sandals seasons with broadly warmer weather forecast for the coming period
The BLF has updated guidelines for the 2015 Season:
1] Shorts and sandals may be worn after midday until 8pm at the discretion of the wearer.
2] Where sandals are worn the wearing of socks is discouraged but not forbidden
3] If socks are not worn toenails must be neat, trimmed, clean and fungus free
4] Shorts should ideally be no longer than knee length to provide a balanced image with the beard
5] Shorts should be of conservative design and colour. Wearing of bright red, yellow or floral patterned shorts…
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May 19, 2015 at 9:58 am
I dispense with dispensations.