In the Dark

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has produced a brief guide on how to celebrate World Beard Day on 5th September

1 do not shave and avoid all barbers shops

2 marinate your beard in imperial stout

3 at midday raise a glass and chant Jeremy Corbyn: beard power

4 celebrate pogonophilia by making sure your beard is seen in public places

5 if you do not have a beard wear a knitted organic version

Have fun, stuff pogonophobes