In the Dark

We academics are continually being told to be more entrepreneurial, so I have decided to branch out into the commercial domain by developing and marketing, just in time for Christmas, my very own Telescoper action figure:

Priced at just £99.99 (or, equivalently, €23.99) this figure is lifelike in every anatomical detail but batteries are not included. Neither are spectacles.

This item is not available in the shops but can be ordered direct from this website; postage & packing costs £25 extra (please allow 1000 days for delivery).

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