Cosmology Caption Competition
I’ve been a bit busy today so in lieu of a proper post I thought I’d try for a bit of audience participation. In one of the discussion sessions at last week’s workshop on Isotropic Random Fields in Astrophysics I was called upon to deliver a very short impromptu talk on cosmological applications of Burger’s Burgers Equation, during the course of which the following photograph was taken. Appropriate (or inappropriate) suggestions for captions, please, through the comments box!
In the Dark 
July 3, 2017 at 7:23 pm
“On the projector screen on the left you see fare prices by UK train companies. On the whiteboard on the right we try to understand them.”
July 3, 2017 at 7:34 pm
“It could be infinity. We don’t really don’t know. But it could be. It has to be something — but it could be infinity, right?”
July 3, 2017 at 9:51 pm
Where do you keep it?
July 3, 2017 at 10:19 pm
“This Burgers King has a hair crown only.”
July 3, 2017 at 10:41 pm
“Burgers and Beer for lunch and what do you know has arrived? One-third of a jug of H2O.” :{
July 4, 2017 at 7:52 am
“That’s him officer!”
July 4, 2017 at 1:38 pm
“Clearly,…”
July 5, 2017 at 7:56 pm
“Who voted for Hefin David in the Beard of Summer? I’ll tell you who – he did.”