Please Fire Me
Here comes another alpha male,
and all the other alphas
are snorting and pawing,
kicking up puffs of acrid dust
while the silly little hens
clatter back and forth
on quivering claws and raise
a titter about the fuss.
Here comes another alpha male–
a man’s man, a dealmaker,
holds tanks of liquor,
charms them pantsless at lunch:
I’ve never been sicker.
Do I have to stare into his eyes
and sympathize? If I want my job
I do. Well I think I’m through
with the working world,
through with warming eggs
and being Zenlike in my detachment
from all things Ego.
I’d like to go
somewhere else entirely,
and I don’t mean
Europe.
July 22, 2011 at 9:55 am
speaking as a gamma male myself – I can sympathise with the sentiments. What a great poem though.
July 22, 2011 at 10:58 am
a gamma male? pah! you got it easy… when I t’were lad…
wait that’s the wrong joke.
Nice poem. At least in academia everything is based on rigor and intelligence… wait that’s wrong as well.
I’ll go back to my cave
July 22, 2011 at 9:11 pm
Nobody’s stopping her…
July 22, 2011 at 9:52 pm
I don’t know any alpha males. But I know a few blokes who think they are π