Book Signing Caption Competition
Having had a bit of fun recently at Ant Whitworth’s expense, I think it’s only fair I should let you have a go at me. Here’s a picture of me taken at a book signing a while ago….
Please feel free to suggest a caption through the comments box…
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In the Dark 
June 29, 2012 at 1:34 pm
“And who wrote this one?”
“You did.”
June 29, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Prof. Coles found that sales of his book increased markedly when he told his students they needed to read it to pass his lecture course.
June 29, 2012 at 1:37 pm
“Now, let me see….sign the book or have another glass of wine?”
June 29, 2012 at 3:19 pm
As the twelfth glass of claret slips down, Waterstones’ staff begin to regret allowing Prof. Coles ‘as much wine as you like’.
June 29, 2012 at 5:49 pm
“Have you sold many of my books so far?”
“Haven’t we had some nice weather lately?”
June 29, 2012 at 7:33 pm
This is embarrassing, i`ve just eaten my own words instead of the meal provided.
June 30, 2012 at 12:07 pm
Prof. Coles politely declined the request to sign the lady’s plate of scrambled eggs and wrote in her copy of the book instead.