The Origin of Mass
Back in Cardiff for the weekend I was looking for some documents and stumbled across this, my National Health Service Baby Weight Card (vintage 1963). I’m told that I even lost a bit of weight between my birth and the first entry on the card:
Aside from my considerable mass two further facts about my birth are worth mentioning. One is that I emerged in the incorrect polarization state, with shoulders East-West instead of North-South; the result of this was that my left collarbone was broken during the delivery. I imagine this wasn’t exactly a comfortable experience for my mother either! I subsequently broke the same collarbone falling off a wall when I was a toddler and it never healed properly, hence I can’t rotate my left arm. If I try to do the front crawl when swimming I go around in circles! The other noteworthy fact of my birth was that when I was finally extricated I was found to be completely covered in hair, like a monkey…
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July 21, 2014 at 1:42 pm
11 7! Space-bending… although there doesn’t seem to be too strong a correlation with later dimensions. I was a standard 7 10 or something like that but turned out rather tall and robust. I’ve known small people who were huge babies. (“Born in the wrong polarization state”, that made me laugh 🙂
-drl
July 21, 2014 at 3:44 pm
Advocating hirsutism from the get-go?
July 21, 2014 at 5:15 pm
Word of the day: ‘lanugo’.
July 21, 2014 at 6:17 pm
Interesting! The wikipedia entry says that lanugo is usually associated with premature birth. If I was premature I dread to think how big I would have been had I gone to full term!
July 22, 2014 at 4:43 am
Ouch! Have you ever thought of getting collarbone/shoulder, upper body fixed?
July 22, 2014 at 9:06 am
It’s such a major deal to fix it now that it’s not worth the effort. It doesn’t cause any pain. The only problem is that it robbed England of a left-arm bowler, except that I’m right handed.
July 22, 2014 at 9:40 am
Sounds an OK decision (coming from an expert, of course). Won’t comment on the cricket…over and out!