Nursery Rhymes For Modern Times, No. 23
There was a crooked man
Who walked a crooked mile.
He found a crooked sixpence
Beside a crooked stile.
He bought a crooked cat
Who caught a crooked mouse
And they all lived together
In FIFA Headquarters.
In the Dark 
August 5, 2015 at 7:10 pm
Or on an athletics or cycling track. Or in an investment bank. Or…