Biblical Me
It seems that after Donald Trump shared an image of himself as Jesus on social media, ridiculous pictures of oneself in biblical settings have become all the rage. In that vein here is a picture of me downloading a paper from arXiv to read on my tablet:

April 18, 2026 at 10:13 am
All ten commandments were written on two copies of the covenant, one for God and one for Moses to cart down, just like any contract. It’s a common error that five were written on one tablet and the other five on another.
April 18, 2026 at 11:41 am
So it’s the arXiv of the covenant?