A New Theory of Dark Matter
Since this week has seen the release of a number of interesting bits of news about particle physics and cosmology, I thought I’d take the chance to keep posting about science by way of a distraction from the interminable discussion of funding and related political issues. This time I thought I’d share some of my own theoretical work, which I firmly believe offers a viable alternative to current orthodox thinking in the realm of astroparticle physics.
As you probably know, one of the most important outstanding problems in this domain is to find an explanation of dark matter, a component of the matter distribution of the Universe which is inferred to exist from its effects on the growth of cosmic structures but which is yet to be detected by direct observations. We know that this dark matter can’t exist in the form of familiar atomic material (made of protons, neutrons and electrons) so it must comrpise some other form of matter. Many candidates exist, but the currently favoured model is that it is made of weakly interacting massive particles (WIMPs) arising in particle physics theories involving supersymmetry, perhaps the fermionic counterpart of the gauge bosons of the standard model, e.g. the photino (the supersymmetric counterpart of the photon).
However, extensive recent research has revealed that this standard explanation may in fact be incorrect and circumstantial evidence is mounting that supports a radically different scenario. I am now in a position to reveal the basics of a new theory that accounts for many recent observations in terms of an alternative hypothesis, which entails the existence of a brand new particle called the k-Mason.
Standard WIMP dark matter comprises very massive particles which move very slowly, hence the term Cold Dark Matter or CDM, for short. This means that CDM forms structures very rapidly and efficiently, in a hierarchical or “bottom-up” fashion. This idea is at the core of the standard “concordance” cosmological model.
However, the k-Mason is known to travel such huge distances at such high velocity in random directions between its (rare) encounters that it not only inhibits the self-organisation of other matter, but actively dissipates structures once they have been formed. All this means that structure formation is strongly suppressed and can only happen in a “top-down” manner, which is extremely inefficient as it can only form small-scale structures through the collapse of larger ones. Astronomers have compiled a huge amount of evidence of this effect in recent years, lending support to the existence of the k-Mason as a dominant influence (which is of course entirely at odds with the whole idea of concordance).
Other studies also provide pretty convincing quantitative evidence of the large mean free path of the k-Mason.
Although this new scenario does seem to account very naturally for the observational evidence of collapse and fragmentation gathered by UK astronomers since 2007, there are still many issues to be resolved before it can be developed into a fully testable theory. One difficulty is that the k-Mason appears to be surprisingly stable, whereas most theories suggest it would have vanished long before the present epoch. On the other hand, it has also been suggested that, rather than simply decaying, the k-Mason may instead transform into some other species with similar properties; suggestions for alternative candidates emerging from the decay of the k-Mason are actively being sought and it is hoped this process will be observed definitively within the next 18 months or so.
However the biggest problem facing this idea is the extreme difficulty of detecting the k-Mason at experimental or observational facilities. Some scientists have claimed evidence of its appearance at various laboratories run by the UK’s Science and Technology Facilities Council (STFC), as well as at the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, but these claims remain controversial: none has really stood up to detailed scrutiny and all lack independent confirmation from reliable witnesses. Likewise there is little proof of the presence of k-Mason at any ground-based astronomical observatory, which has led many astronomers to conclude that only observations done from space will remain viable in the longer term.
So, in summary, while the k-Mason remains a hypothetical entity, it does furnish a plausible theory that accounts, in a broad-brush sense, for many disparate phenomena. I urge particle physicists, astronomers and cosmologists to join forces in the hunt for this enigmatic object.
NOTE ADDED IN PROOF: The hypothetical “k-Mason” referred to in this article is not to be confused with the better-known “strange” particle the k-Meson.
November 6, 2010 at 3:48 pm
are you sure the k-Mason isn’t chameleonic? it has the right features: behaviour which appears to be tuned to ensure it isn’t detectable (intelligent design anyone?).
November 6, 2010 at 4:03 pm
There is another theory that, as soon as the k-Mason is about to be observed, messages will be sent back from the future to withdraw funding from the relevant experiment.
November 6, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Yes, and British scientists are currently on the verge of detecting the particle with observations from ESO facilities.
November 6, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Is there an anti-particle of the K-Mason? If so, an annihilation may occur.
November 6, 2010 at 6:02 pm
In the simplest version of the theory, the k-Mason is its own antiparticle.
November 6, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Thank you for posting this as I have never heard of this theory involving k-Masons.
November 6, 2010 at 11:16 pm
.. and yet you claim discussion of the k-Mason is not intimately linked to discussion of funding and related political issues? A welcome distraction nevertheless.
November 7, 2010 at 1:04 am
How can K-Masons account for the gravitationally bound halo of dark matter if they aren’t cold enough to be gravitationally bound?
November 7, 2010 at 9:56 am
It’s levity rather than gravity that you should be considering.
November 9, 2010 at 10:15 am
Is levity anti-gravity?
November 9, 2010 at 11:32 am
I was thinking of posting about a new theory of dark energy, based on the force of levity, but never got around to it.
November 7, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Detecting the k-mason will be nigh-on impossible, since it tends to bind with particles of equal or higher strangeness, and it has a topness of zero (I still prefer the alternative name for top).
November 7, 2010 at 3:34 pm
I could resist posting this … sorry ppnl!
http://talkrational.org/showthread.php?t=31945
November 8, 2010 at 8:52 pm
Yeah, see if I ever comment on this blog again. How am I suppose to keep up if you bastards pull stuff like this?!?
This reminds me of a joke played before the internet age:
http://ops.tamu.edu/x075bb/discover/fool95.html
I can only console myself that you have a long way to go before reaching that level of funny.
November 9, 2010 at 2:16 am
I’m sorry the joke went over your head. I hope you get over it.
November 7, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Does it exhibit asymptotic freedom and become a freemason?
November 7, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Ha! That would account for its peculiar handedness…
November 10, 2010 at 8:32 pm
Indirect detection is not totally impossible, and a form of k-masonic tomography may eventually be refined. It is *very* occasionally possible to observe which of the heavy *luminous* particles has a worldline that illicitly intersects the k-mason. Ping a particular laptop’s whereabouts, or check the path in the hidden mail headers dated during a suspected tryst. Compare to the addresses of wireless and gate machines previously localised in the k-masonic dark halo. Entirely open, public info.
Unfortunately, broadcasting a detection irrevocably alters the particle behaviour. Call this a paradox of uncertainty or of cosmic censorship. Better keep each datum for own amusement, under veil of anonymity. 🙂