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Wooden Underwear, Theoretical Giraffes, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on December 23, 2010 by telescoper

Assuming all goes well – which may not be a wise assumption given the weather – I’ll be off tomorrow for the Christmas break, so I’ll be closing down for a while. Unless I don’t make it up North, in which case I might be doing the odd Yule Blog after all.

I wish you all the complements of the season, and leave you with this little clip featuring the late great Peter Cook. It’s from a series of short programmes made for BBC2 and shown at Christmas in 1990. They pretty much sank without trace, but I think they’re brilliant. Anyway, I hope this brings a few minutes of seasonal cheer!


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The Gaskell affair (via The e-Astronomer)

Posted in Uncategorized on December 21, 2010 by telescoper

I thought I’d reblog the following post from Andy Lawrence. I think it will be of interest to readers here because it relates to a very important issue. If you would like to read the full article please follow the link to Andy’s original post…

Yesterday I saw a Twitter link to  a New York Times article about an astronomer suing the University of Kentucky, claiming he was rejected as a job applicant because of his religious faith. This piqued my interest. When I got there I found it was someone I know reasonably well on a professional level – Martin Gaskell. Martin graduated from the Edinburgh astrophysics degree the year before me – 1975 – and is a well known AGN researcher. He is an i … Read More

via The e-Astronomer

Pontcanna Fields with Snow, Mist and Sunset

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on December 18, 2010 by telescoper

Just back from a shopping expedition during which I walked through the snowbound Pontcanna Fields. Fog was rising above the snow just as the sun was setting, creating some stunning lighting effects. Unfortunately I only had my Blackberry with me so I couldn’t take any really high quality pics, but these should give you an idea.

This first is looking North towards Llandaff Cathedral whose spire you can just see in the distance:

The second gives you a better view of the mist..

…and these two are of the sun setting behind the trees to the west:


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Ma Crepe Suzette

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on December 17, 2010 by telescoper

While I’m in a festive mood, here’s a party piece to end all party pieces. It’s a tribute to French language and culture, performed by the sublime Kenneth Williams.


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Medical researcher discovers integration, gets 75 citations (via An American Physics Student in England)

Posted in Uncategorized on December 3, 2010 by telescoper

I couldn’t resist reposting this. It’s hilarious.

(Note: this post is `just for fun;' no premeds, doctors, researchers, or nobel laureates were meant to be offended in the writing of this post.) The bane of many American physics grad students is teaching introductory physics to premed students. Due to the nature of med school admissions, one ends up with classrooms full of students who cannot afford to get anything less than an A+++ if they hope to make it to (Ivy League) Med School. Further, du … Read More

via An American Physics Student in England

On the Nature of Time

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on November 24, 2010 by telescoper

I couldn’t resist posting this little piece, taken from an episode of The Goon Show first broadcast in 1957. Spike Milligan wrote most of the scripts for this long-running and hugely popular radio show as well as playing several of the characters including, in this clip, the gormless Eccles heard in dialogue with Bluebottle, played by Peter Sellers.

The Goon Show shattered the conventions of radio comedy with its anarchic humour, nonsensical plots, and sheer silliness; it was a direct ancestor of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, a debt acknowledged by the Python team. However, the strain of producing weekly scripts for The Goon Show exacted a heavy toll on Spike Milligan who had numerous nervous breakdowns. Not surprisingly, given the rate at which they had to be written, the episodes are uneven in quality but at times Spike Milligan’s comic writing rose to extraordinary heights of genius. Such as this joyfully absurd sequence, which I think is totally brilliant.

Postscript. After The Goon Show came to an end in 1960, Eccles and Bluebottle moved on to other careers. Rumour has it they’ve both applied to be the next Chief Executive of STFC.


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Cats really are just like people..

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on October 24, 2010 by telescoper

Thanks to a miracle of technology, it is now possible to translate the thoughts of a cat into human speech. This demonstration shows that cats really do think and behave in exactly the same way as people. I had a similar conversation with a photocopier only a few days ago. Unfortunately, owing to design limitations, the software can only produce a rather unattractive cockney accent. Also I can assure you that Columbo does not use the sort of foul language deployed by this otherwise charming animal.

Thanks to Jennifer Ouellette for this one..


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The Normal Heart (reblog)

Posted in Uncategorized on October 14, 2010 by telescoper

I thought I’d re-post this poem by WH Auden which I put up about a year ago on the anniversary of the outbreak of World War 2. We’re in a different kind of struggle now, but his words are no less apt for that.

It’s now exactly 70 years since the start of World War Two, as it was on this date in 1939 that Germany invaded Poland. On hearing the news, WH Auden composed this poem. Although the poet himself grew to dislike it, it became one of his most famous poems and has many resonances still in today’s world. September 1st, 1939 I sit in one of the dives On Fifty-second Street Uncertain and afraid As the clever hopes expire Of a low dishonest decade: Wav … Read More

via In the Dark

Tony Curtis, RIP

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on September 30, 2010 by telescoper

I just heard the sad news of the death of the Hollywood legend Tony Curtis, star of many wonderful movies, including one of my all-time favourite films, the classic comedy Some Like it Hot. I’ve almost worn the out the DVD I have of this gem, I’ve watched it so many times, so I can’t resist putting up one little clip as a tribute.

They just don’t make ’em like that any more!

Intermission

Posted in Uncategorized on September 20, 2010 by telescoper

Well, dear readers, I have a huge amount to do before the new academic year starts next week, including three days of purgatory this week in darkest Swindon serving on the STFC Astronomy Grants Panel. So, to cut distractions down to a minimum, I’ve decided to impose a blogging ban on myself until a light appears at the end of this particular tunnel.

Normal services will be resumed as soon as possible but, for the time being, there will now follow a short intermission.