Dissembling Nature

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on July 16, 2011 by telescoper

Interesting that the Journal Nature is introducing a registration wall for its News pages. These pages have previously been free and, we’re told, will remain so. However, in order to access them one will now have to give a name and email address.

I heard about this On Wednesday (13th July) on  Twitter (via @NatureNews):

OK, we’ve got some news that may annoy: @NatureNews is going to start requiring registration to view some of our free news stories. (1/2)

Don’t panic! All the news is still free. We’re just going to ask for a name and an email. (2/2)

(For those of you not among the Twitterati I should point out that messages on Twitter have to be less than 140 characters long, hence the use of two tweets in this case).

My immediate reaction – and that of manyof my colleagues – is that this looks very much like the strategy pursued by the Times online edition. First introduce registration, then shortly afterwards turn it into a paywall. In the meantime can collect all the email addresses in order to send marketing spam to those who have registered.

I inquired as to what they were planning to do with the email addresses they would be harvesting in this way, but didn’t get a satisfactory reply. Then I received a message from another branch of the Nature twitter operation, @npgnews:

@telescoper Hi Peter. Thanks for your comments. We’re about to send a series of tweets in response to Nature News registration.

Being a reserved British type I was a bit annoyed by the  “Hi Peter”  from someone I don’t know and have never spoken to before, but didn’t respond. Instead I waited with baited breath for the in-depth explanation of what Nature is going to do. Eventually it came, in three tweets:

Thx for your comments about the Nature News registration system. We’re asking all readers to introduce themselves by registering once (1/3)

Registration enables free access to the Nature News content, which remains unchanged. (2/3)

We’re working hard to expand and introduce more tailored services for readers and registration is necessary for that (3/3)

To say I found this disappointing would be an understatement. What a load of flannel. Note the word “enables” in Tweet No. 2. Free access was previously enabled to everyone, but is apparently to be disabled in order to facilitate the collection of user data for some unspecified purpose. Tweet No. 3 is a masterpiece of non sequitur. Why does expansion of Nature News require a database of email addresses? And what can “more tailored services” mean other than restricting access? Needless to say, I won’t be registering. There are other plenty of other sources of science information

Nature is of course a business operation, and you have to see this move against the wider backdrop of traditional publishing companies trying to find the way forward in the digital age. As a commercial enterprise, they are entitled to charge customers, although I wish they would be a little more honest about their intention to do so. I would remind them however, that The Times‘ paywall has been an unmitigated disaster, in terms of the negative an effect it has had on the readership figures. Given the revelations of the past weeks about the behaviour of News International, I bet people who were foolish enough to register are now wondering who has their personal information now. Will Nature News go the same way?

More importantly, however, as a scientist, I think that Nature’s policy of copyrighting and restricting general access to scientific papers is fundamentally wrong and is actively damaging science. I believe that scientific results should be in the public domain, as should the data on which they are based. Open access is the way it should be. In the past, publishers greatly assisted in the dissemination of research both between academics and to the public. Now, I’m afraid, the academic publishing industry is simply parasitic, and it is a threat to the health of scientific research. Fortunately, I don’t think a drastic remedy is needed; it will wither away on it’s own. Let’s just let Nature take its course.

 

The Perils of Modern Living

Posted in Poetry, The Universe and Stuff with tags , , , on July 15, 2011 by telescoper

Well up above the tropostrata
There is a region stark and stellar
Where, on a streak of anti-matter
Lived Dr. Edward Anti-Teller.

Remote from Fusion’s origin,
He lived unguessed and unawares
With all his antikith and kin,
And kept macassars on his chairs.

One morning, idling by the sea,
He spied a tin of monstrous girth
That bore three letters: A. E. C.
Out stepped a visitor from Earth.

Then, shouting gladly o’er the sands,
Met two who in their alien ways
Were like as lentils. Their right hands
Clasped, and the rest was gamma rays.

by Prof. Harold P. Furth (1930-2002)

Buzzwords (via The Upturned Microscope)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on July 15, 2011 by telescoper

This wouldn’t be so funny if it weren’t so true…

Buzzwords (Click on image to enlarge) See more comics … Read More

via The Upturned Microscope

A Diving Bell Problem

Posted in Cute Problems with tags , on July 14, 2011 by telescoper

You will have noticed that, in recent weeks, I’ve been posting divers physics problems on here. They seem to be quite popular so I thought I’d try another, which I found this morning in an old A-level physics textbook:

A diving bell of internal volume 6 m3 is lowered into a freshwater lake until the volume of the contained air is 4 m3. The height of a water barometer at the surface is 10 m. Assume that the temperature of the air in the bell does not change as the bell is lowered.

Columbo’s Blind Date

Posted in Columbo with tags on July 14, 2011 by telescoper

Some years ago, back in Beeston days, my friend and former student Rockhee tried to arrange a blind date for Columbo. I’ve just rediscovered these photographs of the event. I don’t think it was a success.

Come, Night

Posted in Poetry with tags , on July 13, 2011 by telescoper

Come, night; come, Romeo; come, thou day in night;
For thou wilt lie upon the wings of night
Whiter than new snow on a raven’s back.
Come, gentle night, come, loving, black-brow’d night,
Give me my Romeo; and, when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
And pay no worship to the garish sun.

From Romeo and Juliet, Act III Scene 2, by William Shakespeare.

Astronomy Look-alikes, No. 59

Posted in Astronomy Lookalikes with tags , , , , , on July 13, 2011 by telescoper

It’s not widely known that the painstaking detective work done by Penzias and Wilson in confirming the extraterrestrial
origin of the excess noise that they measured, and eventually understood to be evidence of the cosmic microwave background radiation, was actually the original inspiration for the 1970s British television police drama, The Sweeney.

The Inflatable PostDoc! (via The Upturned Microscope)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on July 12, 2011 by telescoper

I hope they’ve patented this idea, because it could be worth a fortune, although I hasten to add it shouldn’t be used as a sex toy.

The Inflatable PostDoc! (Click on image to enlarge) From the people that brought you The PostDoc Trailer! See more comics … Read More

via The Upturned Microscope

Cardiff News

Posted in Education, Politics with tags , , , , , on July 12, 2011 by telescoper

It’s been a while since I’ve blogged about local affairs, but the emergence of three items of news in the past few days has given me an opportunity to remedy that.

First, and hot off the press this morning, is the news that Cardiff University has at last decided who its next Vice-Chancellor will be after the incumbent,  David Grant, retires next year. The lucky winner is Professor Colin Riordan, who is currently Vice-Chancellor of the University of Essex (which apparently exists). His background is in the humanities, and his speciality post-war German literature. Since his previous institution doesn’t have a Physics Department, we’re probably  safe for a few years until he finds out Cardiff has one and decides to close it.

Anyway, Professor Riordan became a Vice Chancellor for the first time at the age of 48, which is the same age I am now. Maybe I should be climbing aboard the gravy train? I hear there’s a vacancy as Vice Chancellor at the University of Essex. I would apply, but I fear I have all the wrong vices…

That brings me to yesterday’s news that Cardiff University, along with all the proper most other universities in Wales, is to charge annual tuition fees of, you guessed it, £9K. This is despite recent reports that the Higher Education Funding Council for Wales (HEFCW) was set to refuse permission to set such high fees. I always thought it was inevitable that Welsh universities would want to charge as much as possible to bring funding levels closer to those in England, but it remains to be seen what effect the new regime will have on student recruitment.  The £9K level is substantially higher than the Welsh Assembly Government’s initial estimate of £7K so it also remains to be seen what the implications are for the WAG budget. We live in interesting times…

However, not wishing to end on a down note, I’ll finish by passing on a bit of up-beat news. Apparently – according to the esteemed National Geographic Magazine – Cardiff is one of the top ten places in the world to visit in 2011, coming in at Number 6 in  this rigorously compiled and totally objective league table. I’m usually a bit skeptical about such things, but who could possibly disagree with the ranking?

1. Muskoka Orange County, Ontario, Canada
2. Patagonia, Argentina
3. San Juan Islands, Washington
4. Minneapolis, Minnesota
5. Glacier Bay National Park, Alaska
6. Cardiff, Wales
7. Stockholm Archipelago Sweden
8. Azores, Portugal
9. Roatan, Honduras
10. Istria, Croatia

Hang on a minute. Minneapolis? At Number 4?

A Simple Problem in Statistical Physics

Posted in Cute Problems with tags , , , , on July 11, 2011 by telescoper

In physics we often have to resort to computer simulations in which continuously varying quantities are modelled on a discrete lattice. We also have recourse from time to time to model physical properties of a system as random quantities with some associated probability distribution. The following problem came up in a conversation recently, and I think it’s rather cute so thought I’d post it here.

Consider a regular three-dimensional Cartesian grid, at each vertex of which is defined a continuous variable x which varies from site to site with the same probability distribution function F(x) at each location. The value of x at any vertex can be assumed to be statistically independent of the others.

Now define a local maximum of the fluctuating field defined on the lattice to be a point at which the value of x is higher than the value at all surrounding points, defined so that in D dimensions there are 3^{D}-1 neighbours.

What is the probability that an arbitrarily-chosen point is a local maximum?

Solution

Well, the most popular answer is in fact the correct one but I’m quite surprised that a majority got it wrong! Like many probability-based questions there are quick ways of solving this, but I’m going to give the laborious way because I think it’s quite instructive (and because I’m a bit slow).

Pick a point arbitrarily. The probability that the associated value lies between x and x+dx is f(x)dx, where f(x)=dF(x)/dx is the probability density function. According to the question there are 3^3-1=26 neighbours of this point. The probability that all of these are less than x isF(x)\times F(x)\times \ldots F(x) 26 times, i.e. [F(x)]^{26}  becauses they are independent. Note that this is a continuous variable so the probability of any two values being equal is zero. The probability of the chosen point being a local maximum with a given value of x is therefore f(x)dx\times [F(x)]^{26}. The probability of it being a local maximum with any value of x is obtained by integrating this expression over all allowed values of x, i.e. \int f(x) dx [F(x)]^{26} . But the integrand can be re-written

\int f(x) dx [F(x)]^{26} = \int dF \times F^{26} = \frac{1}{27} \int d\left(F^{27}\right) = \frac{1}{27},

because  F=1 at the upper limit of integration and F=0  at the bottom.

So you don’t need to know the form of F(x) – but the calculation does rely on it being a continuous distribution.

This long-winded method demonstrates the applicability of the product rule and the process of marginalising over variables, but the answer should tell you a much quicker way of getting there.  The central point and the 26 neighbours constitute a set of 27 points. The probability that any particular one is the largest of the set is just 1/27, as each is equally likely to be the largest. This goes for the central value too, hence the answer.