In view of my current rather hectic schedule – why else would I be up at this ungodly hour? – I thought I’d combine another bit of recycling with some audience participation. I’ve updated below the list of Haiku I posted some time ago with some new ones I’ve jotted down at random intervals over the intervening months.
How about a few Haiku of your own on themes connected to astronomy, cosmology or physics?
Don’t be worried about making the style of your contributions too authentic, just make sure they are 17 syllables in total, and split into three lines of 5, 7 and 5 syllables respectively.
Here are some of my own to get you started:
Quantum Gravity:
The troublesome double-act
Of Little and Large
Gravity’s waves are
Traceless; which does not mean they
Can never be found
The Big Bang wasn’t
So big, at least not when you
Think in decibels.
Cosmological
Constant and Dark Energy
Are vacuous names
Microwave Background
Photons remember a time
When they were hotter
Isotropic and
Homogeneous metric?
Robertson-Walker
Galaxies evolve
In a complicated way
We don’t understand
Acceleration:
Type Ia Supernovae
Gave us the first clue
Cosmic Inflation
Could have stretched the Universe
And made it flatter
Astrophysicist
Is what I’m told is my Job
Title. Whatever.
“Clusters look cool,” said
Sunyaev and Zel’dovich,
“because they are hot”.
Gaussianity
is produced by inflation,
normally speaking.
Gravity waves are
a kind of perturbation;
they make you tensor
Bubble collisions
Leave marks in the C-M-B
To please A. Linde
This Haiku contains
“Baryon Oscillations”
in its middle line.
What should we build next:
S-K-A or E-L-T?
Or maybe neither…?
J W* S T,
(the James Webb Space Telescope);
long name, big budget
* “W” has to be pronounced “dubya” for this one to work!
Contributions welcome via the comments box. The best one gets a chance to win Bully’s star prize.