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Endgames

Posted in Biographical, Uncategorized with tags , , , , on March 22, 2009 by telescoper

I haven’t blogged for a few days largely because I’ve been too busy doing other things like teaching and writing grant applications. This is because we have a deadline for the Astronomy group‘s STFC rolling grant application coming up in early April. This is a complicated thing to put together and I’m glad I don’t have the responsibility to assemble the whole thing. I have been charged with the responsibility of putting together the section on cosmology, which should have been easier than it proved owing to the reluctance of some of my colleages to get their fingers out and provide their contributions.

We’re also reaching the end of the term, with the holidays starting on Friday 27th March. I can’t wait. This term seems to have gone on for ages. It’s certainly much longer than last year owing to the late arrival of Easter in 2009. For the second half of this semester I have to give some lectures on particle physics to the third years, which I enjoy doing, but preparing and delivering lectures does take up a lot of time and energy, even if it doesn’t appear that way to the students!

I don’t usually take holidays other than a few days here and there tacked onto the end of a conference, a long weekend here and there, or a few days off at home in the summer to do a spot of gardening. I don’t think I’ll go anywhere at Easter either but I’m definitely going to take some time off to do some things that need doing around the house.

Anyway, on Thursday night I have to fly to Ireland to give a talk on Friday at a meeting at Trinity College, Dublin, so my term finishes on Thursday afternoon. I can’t wait.

Speaking of Ireland, I must mention yesterday’s extraordinary scenes in Cardiff as the RBS Six Nations Rugby came to a close with a dramatic match between Ireland and Wales. Ireland had won all four of its previous matches against England, Scotland, France and Italy so was on the brink of a Grand Slam in this tournament for only the second time, the previous occasion being way back in 1948 when it was called the Five Nations; Italy joined in relatively recently (in 2000). Wales, on the other hand, had only lost one game this year (to France) so if they beat Ireland they stood a chance of winning the competition, although not with a Grand Slam of course. If two teams are level on the basis of games won, then the points tally is taken into consideration to decide the competition winner. Wales would have to beat Ireland by 13 clear points to take the Championship.

The importance of this sporting occasion, along with the glorious sunny weather, brought unbelievably huge crowds into Cardiff yesterday. The capacity of the magnificent Millennium Stadium is about 80,000 but I’m told that there were 3-4 Irish people without tickets for the match for every one that made it inside the ground. I think Dublin must have been a ghost town for the day. The streets of Cardiff were alive with red (Welsh) and green (Irish) colours, so much so that it was difficult to move around the City Centre all day yesterday, and well nigh impossible to get a drink in the heaving bars.

Because many Irish fans hadn’t booked hotels, there were rugby fans camping out on Pontcanna fields near my home, which is only about 15 minutes from the stadium. There’s a good number of pubs near where I live (no coincidence, I assure you) including one, The Half Way, which is a favourite haunt for sports fans. Yesterday it was packed out from 11am onwards, although the Wales-Ireland match didn’t start until 5.30pm.

After watching France thrash Italy in the first match of three on Saturday on my TV, I had been hoping to pop into the pub and have a pint while watching England play Scotland in the penultimate Six Nations match (for the Calcutta Cup) on the big screen, but there was no chance of getting a drink so I watched that one at home too. I don’t think a lone Englishman would have been a good thing to be in that crowd anyway! England managed to beat Scotland after putting in a good first-half performance, which meant that they would be second in the competition if Ireland won the Grand Slam. So then it was all set up nicely for the decider.

As it turned out, I think the pressure got to both sets of players and the match was a hectic scrappy affair riddled with errors by both teams. Unusually for rugby, half an hour passed before any points were scored as attack after attack ended with some form of breakdown, such as a knock-on or a penalty. By half time it was Wales who had inched ahead with two penalties to leave the score 6-0. However, after the break Ireland scored two converted tries in quick succession to make it 14-6. Then they seemed to lose their composure a bit and gave away a string of penalties, three of which were kicked for points by Welshman Stephen Jones. Suddenly Wales were ahead 15-14. With the clock running down, a quick drop goal from O’gara after smart work from the Irish pack left them in front 17-15.

But that wasn’t quite it. With no time left on the clock, Wales had a penalty in the centre of the field, so the last kick of the game could win it for them at 17-18. Stephen Jones, who had kicked all of Wales’ points in the game, gave it a big hoof but it was too far out and the ball fell short. Victory (17-15) and the Grand Slam went to Ireland.

The celebrating Irish fans flocked into Cardiff to enjoy their victory. Much drunkenness and out-of-tune singing followed up and down my street for the rest of the evening, but it had been a fine occasion and it was all in very good humour. The high spirits carried on until the early hours: I was woken up at 3.30am by the sound of a couple shagging on the bonnet of a car in front of my house. I peeped out through the blinds of my bedroom window to see what was going on. I can tell you it wasn’t a pretty sight, but it was certainly very funny. If I’d had a camcorder I would have posted the video..

Anyway, the end of the Six Nations together with the accompanying nocturnal fertility ritual, is yet another indication that Spring is here. The good weather has continued into today, but looks like we might be in for a bit of a change over the next few days.

It being Mothering Sunday (which is its proper name, not Mother’s Day) I was talking to my Mum (in Newcastle) on the phone today after her flowers arrived, and she told me that the weather there has already turned much colder.

We have now passed the Vernal Equinox, which actually happened on Friday 20th March this year. This makes it officially Spring, I guess, and the only remaining formality of this transition is that we switch to British Summer Time from Greenwich Mean Time next weekend.

Finally, in this embarrassingly rambling post, caused no doubt by the fact I didn’t sleep well last night owing to things going bump in the night, I remembered that one of my first blog posts was inspired by the Autumnal Equinox last September, which also happened during a period of clement weather.

This tale of two Equinoxes tells me I have now been blogging for over 6 months. I didn’t think I’d spend as much time doing this as has turned out to be the case, but I have to admit I’ve found it quite addictive. I also didn’t imagine when I started that I’d get so many readers.

So for the time being it’s cheerio, and thanks for all the hits!

Hard Cash

Posted in Science Politics, Uncategorized with tags , , on March 19, 2009 by telescoper

The Higher Education Funding Council for Wales (HEFCW) has finally announced its cash allocations for Welsh Universities over the period 2009-10. The settlement of English Universities (produced by HEFCE) has been public for quite a while already.

On the back of a poor showing in the Research Assessment Exercise (RAE) by Cardiff University we were all braced for a cut in our recurrent grant, which has indeed turned out to be the case. Our total grant for teaching and research has been cut in cash terms by about 1.3% with most of the hit coming in the QR money that was allocated according to the RAE. This cut amounts to losing about £2M from the University’s budget and, including inflation, is more like a 3% cut in real terms.

That sounds bad enough (even the fact that there is a minus sign is pretty poor), but there are exacerbating factors on top. First, the National Pay Agreement has given University staff large pay rises over the past year or so. Given the large fraction of a University’s budget that goes on salaries, this means that a positive change in the grant would have been required to keep pace with the increased cost of staff wages. I’m ignoring other sources of income, of course, such as external research grants and endowments but the latter are less important to us in Cardiff than they are, for example, in Oxbridge. Moreover, the recent dire performance of the various University pension schemes has led to the proposal – virtually certain to be agreed – that the employers’ contributions should rise by 2%. This also has a big effect on the University’s budget.

The particular implications of all this for the School of Physics & Astronomy are yet to be worked out in detail, but a safe working assumption is an effective cut in our own budget of about 10%. Unless we can drastically increase our external income then some of our planned activity will have to be curtailed. With STFC having a budget crisis of its own, there seems little prospect of increasing our income from that source so it looks like we’re in for a challenging time.

There were winners in Wales, notably Swansea which has enjoyed a cash increase of about 10%, and some even bigger losers than Cardiff such as Lampeter, already a struggling institution, which has to endure a cut of 9% in its HEFCW grant.

The funding allocations for English Universities have been handled a bit differently to Wales, partly by the introduction of transitional relief to assuage the pain of some large Universities who would have suffered large drops in grant. HEFCE also ring-fenced funding for Science Technology and Medicine (STEM) subjects which helped out places like Imperial College, who would otherwise have had a cut; as it is, their allocation is up by 0.1% in cash. There was no attempt by HEFCW to implement this type of damage limitation, although it did put some extra money into STEM subjects from “other resources”.

It’s interesting to note that Cardiff’s share of the QR funds is actually steady at about 50% which is roughly where as a result of the previous exercise. Application of the English formula in 2001 would have given Cardiff 75% of the QR funding in Wales, which was decided to be politically unacceptable so it was capped at 50%. I think HEFCW used the English formula this time because it kept Cardiff at the level HEFCW wanted it at…

Furthermore the settlement for England as a whole is a tad more generous than Wales. The overall cash settlement for Welsh Universities is up by about 1.66% over last year, whereas that for England is up by 4.1%. The origin of the difference is in the QR funds which in England are up by 7.7% in cash terms but rise by a much lower amount in Wales. This isn’t HEFCW’s fault of course: it has to work with the funds allocated to it by the Welsh Assembly.

Among the English Universities to have done well overall are two that I used to work at. The University of Nottingham has a total grant that has increased by about 9.6% and Queen Mary has trumped that with 10.4%. However, another of my previous haunts, the University of Sussex is one of the few English institutions to have a cash cut like Cardiff’s. Their total grant is cut by 1.4%, which is a tough deal for them. I think the ring-fencing of STEM subjects probably hasn’t helped Sussex as much as some other institutions, as its traditional research strengths are in Arts and Humanities. The biggest loser in England is the troubled Thames Valley University, which has a cash cut of 11.7%. Ouch!

I think I’ve made it clear (here, here, here, here and here) that I think the RAE was a bit of a botch generally and that Physics was particularly badly done by. The outcome has certainly hit Cardiff School of Physics & Astronomy hard. I still can’t understand why our research was rated so poorly. Nature papers with over a thousand citations were not graded 4* by the panel, or at least not when submitted from Cardiff.

When I moved here, I had dreams of building up a nice little cosmology group but it looks like there’s not much chance of this happening, unless we find some way of getting some more money into Welsh physics. Welsh University Physics Alliance anyone?

But the cards have now been dealt. At least we know what sort of hand we’ve got. Now we have to get on playing it as best we can.

The Forces of History

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on March 15, 2009 by telescoper

Sorting through my old books yesterday, I picked up my copy of Das Kapital, and had a quick browse through it for old times’ sake because I found the following passage on the BBC website:

Owners of capital will stimulate the working class to buy more and more expensive goods, houses and technology, pushing them to take more and more expensive credits, until their debt becomes unbearable. The unpaid debt will lead to bankruptcy of banks, which will have to be nationalised, and the state will have to take the road which will lead eventually to communism.

How’s that for a prediction of the Credit Crunch?


The words were written in London by Karl Marx in 1867 and appears in the first volume of his mammoth book Das Kapital; the second and third volumes were edited by his friend Engels and published after Marx’s death. In case you didn’t know, Karl Marx is buried in London, in Highgate cemetery. His memorial, a very popular tourist attraction, is shown on the left.

Of course the word “communism” now has irredeemable connotations of totalitarian excess, stemming not only from Stalin’s Russia but other attempts to impose communist rule around the world. In the United States of America in particular, communism is now a dirty word that right-wingers use to describe any aspect of government interference in economic affairs. As a matter of fact, American politics is so far to the right that even the word “liberal” is a term of abuse in some quarters.

While not in any way wanting to defend the various tyrannies that emerged as distorted manifestations of some of the ideas in his book, I think Marx’s analysis of the way capitalist economies work remains as valid today as it was in the 19th Century. It may be a little dated now, and class relationships are undoubtedly more complex now than the simple model he proposed to describe industrialised economies, but I think Marx is to political economy what Newton was to physics: much of his work has been superceded, but basically it’s right.

Ask me if I’m a Marxist and I’ll say that’s like asking a physicist if they are a Newtonian…

Marx argued that increasingly severe crises would inevitably punctuate the cycle of growth and recession owing to the inherent instability of the system. In the long term the capitalist class tends to invest more in new technologies rather than in labour. Marx believed that the source of all profit was the “surplus value” generated by waged labour, who also buy the goods that are created. As economies grow, the rate at which this profit accrues inevitably falls, leading to recession. The laws governing this behaviour are just as unavoidable as the laws of physics, Marx argued.

Reading the news today about the recent G20 summit, it struck me as quite surprising how many people seem to think that a bit of tinkering with market regulation is going to bring the world rapidly out of this current recession.

I don’t share this optimism at all. It seems to me that the global financial system is completely broken in the way that the quotation describes. The recent economic growth that western economies have enjoyed has virtually all been founded on credit tied to ridiculous over-valuations of the value of property. It is no surprise that the stock markets have been in free fall for over a year: the proper value of our economy is much much lower than we’ve all been deluding ourselves into thinking. I would say that the last ten years of growth has been completely fictitious in a well-defined sense, and the markets will probably bottom out at the value they had about a decade ago. The problem is that in these circumstances many debts will go bad, salaries are all way too high for the labour market to sustain, unemployment rises catastrophically, and the only way out is to print money leading to wholesale inflation and the consequent devaluation of the economy. The British Treasury has only recently grasped the scale of the issue and started a modest bit of “quantitative easing“. I think there’s going to be a lot of this over the next year or two.

I don’t believe that stimulus measures will work, since the resources of governments are dwarfed by the levels of bad debt, nor do I believe that pensioners and taxpayers should pay for the excesses of the prodigal banking sector. I can’t predict what will happen over the next few years, but I think we’re heading for a depression as deep as the 1930s and, unless something drastic is done, all the social unrest and political instability during and after the Great Depression will accompany this one too.

And it seems to me that the only way out of it is for the full-scale nationalisation (or even internationalisation) of the banking system so that money can be directed towards where it is needed rather than into the pockets of a few unscrupulous bastards.

But that would lead to communism, and communism is a dirty word…

Late Arrivals at the Physics Ball

Posted in The Universe and Stuff, Uncategorized with tags , , on March 13, 2009 by telescoper

Today is the day we have to endure Comic Relief, an event which happens mercifully only once a year. The idea is to raise money for charity by doing something funny. If only.

I’ve also recently been persuaded to part with £30 to buy a ticket for the annual Physics Ball, organized by Chaos (Cardiff University Physics student-staff society). In the light of this I thought I’d add yet another item of debatable comic value to Comic Relief. My old friend Bryn Jones and I have been taking a leaf out of the I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue book of appalling puns.

Without further ado, therefore, it gives us great pleasure to announce the late arrivals at the Physics Ball:

Mr. and Mrs. Sirquashens and their son Maxwell
Mr and Mrs Rowave and their son Mike
Mr and Mrs Ofmotion and their daughter Constance
Mr and Mrs Destate and their son Solly
And from Ireland, Mr and Mrs O’genesis and their son Barry who has brought his two pet newts (Ron and Reno).
Mr and Mrs Yabatick and their daughter Ada.
Mr and Mrs Dardtemperatureandpressure and their son, Stan.
Mr and Mrs Hertz and their son Terry.
Mr and Mrs Avolt and their energetic daughter Meg
Mr and Mrs Persymmetry and their daughter Sue
Mr and Mrs Mentum and their daughter Mo.
Mr and Mrs Sticity and their daughter Ella.
Mr and Mrs Ryovrelativity and their son, Theo, who has a successful career in the military, yes it’s General Theo Ryovrelativity. He’s brought a couple of friends too: Chris Toffle-Cymbals and Joe Desick. Oh, and have you met Rick Tensor?

Here’s Mr and Mrs Zeinstein-Condensate with their son Bo.
Mr and Mrs Gular-velocity and their daughter Anne.
And now we have Mr. and Mrs. Ihilation and their destructive daughter Ann.
Here are Mr. and Mrs. Barr and their highly pressured daughter Millie.

Mr. and Mrs. Farparticull with their son Al.
Mr. and Mrs. Diantflucks and their bright son Ray.
And the coach party has arrived from Ireland with Mr. and Mrs. O’Moshun and their important son Newt Onslow.
Mr. and Mrs. O’Lissforss and their daughter rotating daughter Kerry.
From the Institute of Electrical Engineers we have Mr. and Mrs. Arrsirkitt and their pulsating daughter Elsie.
We now have Mr. and Mrs. Rectcurrant and their son Dai.
Mr and Mrs Hair-Theorem and their son Noah.
Mr and Mrs Mix and their daughter Dinah
Mr and Mrs Clotron and their son Si
Mr and Mrs Yaolis and, doing her best to circulate, their daughter Cora
Mr and Mrs Daze-Lore and their Daughter Farrah
From the Ruritanian principality of Energee we have Prince Ippilocon-Servashun of Energee.
Mr. and Mrs. Jeenslaw and their far-from-energetic son Ray Lee.
Mr. and Mrs. Minnusflucks and their bright son Lou.
Mr. and Mrs. Litonian and their dynamic son Hammy.
Mr. and Mrs. Shuoffheet-Capassitees and their son Ray.
And more arrivals from Ireland: Mr. O’Savar-Law and his attractive wife Bea.
Mr. and Mrs. O’Watt and their powerful daughter Meg.
Mr. and Mrs. O’Particull and their petite daughter Nan
Mr and Mrs Ear-accelerator and their daughter Lynne

And although I don’t think they were invited here are Mr and Mrs Osoficklenonsense and their son Phil along with Mr and Mrs Logicaldistraction and their son Theo.

And a definitely unwelcome are Mr and Mrs Thropic-principle and their daughter Anne

Sorry you can’t come in wearing those jeans. You might not like it, but we do have a Jeans criterion.

Mr and Mrs Ittifluctuation and their son Dennis
Mr and Mrs Punovexponent and their rather chaotic daughter, Leah
Mr and Mrs Stransition and their daughter Fay
Mr and Mrs Trope with their children Polly and Barry.
And we now welcome Mr. and Mrs. Way-Veckwashunn and their canny daughter Inga; that’s the shrewd Inga Way-Veckwashunn.
Mr. and Mrs. Broywavelength and their daughter Deb.
Please welcome Mr. and Mrs. Noldsnumber and their turbulent son Ray.

And now it’s Cabaret time!

First we’ve got sensational pop in the form of singer Larry Tee, followed by a quick burst of Pump up the Volume, folllowed by Norwegian artist Lars Kattering, then chillout with the smooth background sounds of The Three Degrees and ending up with a number of fading stars performing Back to Black.

For those of you wanting something more traditional, we’ve got folk music by The Spinors.

Mr. and Mrs. Helmholtz-Instability and their unstable son Kelvin.
Mr. and Mrs. Tensor and their son Richie
From Wales, Mr and Mrs Menshanalanalissis and their son Dai
Mr and Mrs Eyelength and their daughter Deb Eyelength
Mr and Mrs Notanotherloadofbolloxaboutstringtheory and their son Gordon Bennett Notanotherloadofbolloxaboutstringtheory
Mr and Mrs Dingo-Flyte and their son Ben
From Norway, Mr and Mrs Tableorbit and their son Lars
Mr and Mrs Sonscattering and their son Tom.
Mr. Skelleration and his rapidly moving wife Constance.
Mr. and Mrs. Vennspeed and their son Alf.
And the Welsh electrician, Dai Electric.
From Germany we have Herr Diffraction and his wife Frau Enhofer Diffraction.
Mr. and Mrs. Offslaw and their electrical engineer son Kirk.
Mrs and Mrs Ginvariance and their daughter Gay
Mr and Mrs Terry-Matrix and their daughter Una
And here is Solly, the only member of the Ton family who could make it, but then he always comes on his own
Mr and Mrs On and their daughter Kay and son Barry
Mr and Mrs Roscopic-quantity and their son Mac.
Mr. and Mrs. Moment and their bipolar son Dai Paul.
Mr. and Mrs. Covraydiashonn and their glowing daughter Cherry Ann.
Mr. and Mrs. Arisation and their son Paul.
Mr. and Mrs. Onsprinkippiah and their very important son Newt.
Mr. and Mrs. Cannsoyldropp-Experryment and their very practical daughter Millie.
Mr. and Mrs. Sonnmorlie-Experryment, and here comes their son Michael with no positive result.
Mr. Menterryparticalls and his fundamentally important wife Ellie.
Mr. and Mrs. Swelldeemon and their problematic son Max.
Mr. and Mrs. Defect and their slightly spolit daughter Crystal.
Mr. Formmotion and his constant wife Una.
And here are the Tonn children with their father Newt, and their father’s unmarried sister Prue – that’s Auntie Prue Tonn.
The coach party has arrived from Wales, with Mr. and Mrs. Nammicks and their fast-moving son Dai.
Mr. and Mrs. Vergance-Theorem and their son Dai.
Mr. and Mrs. Oolie-Ekwayshonn and their son Bernie.
From America, Mr and Mrs Chure and their spaced-out son Cosmic Tex Chure
Mr and Mrs Wurld and their son Brian
Mr and Mrs Theory and their Daughter Emma
and here are the Structive-interference family, with brother and sister Des and Connie
Mr and Mrs Medes-Principle with their son Archie
Mr and Mrs Fishalsatellites and their son Artie
In a bit of a whirl here’s Mr and Mrs Currants and their son Eddy

From Germany, Mr and Mrs Duranium and their son Heinrich
Mr and Mrs Photon and their son Virgil
Mr and Mrs Velocity and their typical son Aramis
Mr and Mrs Gadrowsnumber and their daughter Ava
Mr and Mrs Experryment and their son Jules
Mr and Mrs Psimeson and their son Jay
Mr and Mrs Dington-Limit and their son Ed.
Mr. and Mrs. Eslaw and their son Charles.

From the Institution of Electrical Engineers we have Mr. and Mrs. Acksialcabell and their shielded son Carl.
We are pleased to receive Mr. Tennar and his wife Ann.
And from the Science and Technology Facilities Council we have their chief accountants, Mrs. Nanshall-Dissastar and Mr. Jettery-Kayoss: that’s Fi Nanshall-Dissastar and Bud Jettery-Kayoss.

Mr. Motiff-Forss and his magnetic wife Elektra.
Here from the left come Mr. and Mrs. Saslaw and their charged son Guy, and in the opposite direction their son Len.
Mr. and Mrs. Annicall-Annerjee and their son Mike.
Mr. and Mrs. Tamass and their son Rhys.
Mr. and Mrs. Statickpotenshall and their daughter Elektra.
Mr. Jenner-Ait-Annerjee-Levell and his wife Dee.
Mr. and Mrs. Mental-Constance and their humorous, light-hearted son Dai. That’s fun Dai Mental-Constance

Feel free to add more via the comments if you get the idea! The more excruciating the better…

Turkeys and Angels

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on March 4, 2009 by telescoper

Travelling to London on Saturday to see Doctor Atomic, I read an interesting piece in the Guardian review by Salman Rushdie. The general theme was inspired by the fact that a film director once told him that all movies made from novels were “rubbish”.

I was reminded of that piece today when I had a quick look at cosmic variance and found a post about the forthcoming film Angels and Demons by Dan Brown, author of The Da Vinci Code.  The post is mainly about the fact that Angels and Demons is based in the world of particle physics so some educational materials have been generated to cash in on it, so to speak. Nothing wrong with that as an idea. Every little helps.

The problem for me is that the film is  directed by Ron Howard and stars Tom Hanks. This is the same combination that took Brown’s enjoyably preposterous page-turner and made it into one of the worst pieces of cobbled-together garbage that I’ve ever seen in a cinema. The novel isn’t so bad for what it is, a formulaic but fairly well crafted thriller. The film is excruciating. The book of Angels and Demons is not as good as the book of the Da Vinci Code, so I shan’t be rushing to see the film when it is released in the UK, particle physics content notwithstanding.

This is only one example of a book being turned into a terrible film, but I can think of many counter-examples to the assertion that they’re all rubbish. Of course it helps if the book you start with isn’t rubbish itself.  As a recent example I  think of Atonement by Ian McEwan, a great book  turned into a pretty good film.

But the example that for me really refutes the argument is Death in Venice, by Thomas Mann:  a brilliant and disturbing novella about  physical and spiritual decay turned into a stunning visual masterpiece of a film by Luchino Visconti. The story is about the growing obsession of ageing writer Gustav von Aschenbach with a young Polish boy, Tadzio, in a city beset by a cholera epidemic. It’s not a story about paedophilia (nor even, in fact, particularly about homosexuality) although it doesn’t shrink from either of those themes. As the critic Lawrence J.  Quirk put it

Some shots of Björn Andrésen, the Tadzio of the film, could be extracted from the frame and hung on the walls of the Louvre or the Vatican in Rome. For this is not a pretty youngster who is supposed to represent an object of perverted lust; that was neither novelist Mann’s nor director-screen writer Visconti’s intention. Rather, this is a symbol of a beauty allied to those which inspired Michelangelo‘s David and Da Vinci‘s Mona Lisa, and which moved Dante to seek ultimate aesthetic catharsis in the distant figure of Beatrice.

In other words Tadzio symbolises beauty in a primarily aesthetic sense rather than a sexual one. Or maybe I protest too much.

The film is beautiful to look at and is held together by a riveting central performance by the late Dirk Bogarde in probably his greatest acting role. Here is the closing scene of the film, La Morte del Professore sulla Spiaggia, languidly paced but emotionally and erotically charged. Aschenbach, wearing make-up and with the  hair dye used to disguise his age melting in the heat, suffers a heart attack and dies while Tadzio stands in the sea, like an angel beckoning him  to a better world.

The music is the 4th movement (Adagietto) from Mahler‘s 5th Symphony. If ever there was music to die for, this is it.

And if this is a bit morbid for your taste, maybe you can suggest other great novels made into great movies?

Chinese Puzzles

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on February 17, 2009 by telescoper

On Friday 13th February I made one of my sporadic trips to London to go to the Royal Astronomical Society monthly meeting, catch up with friends, and dine at the Athenaeum with the RAS Club. That also gave me the excuse to stay in London over Valentine’s day and go with an old friend to the Opera followed by dinner in Chinatown on Saturday night.

As it happens, the RAS meeting also had a taste of the Orient about it because there were two absolutely fascinating talks about the Dunhuang Star Chart. This is a paper scroll found amongst many thousand similar objects squirrelled away by Buddhist monks in a tomb which was then subsequently bricked up and painted over. It lay undisturbed for a thousand years until rediscovered and basically plundered by treasure hunters, adventurers and archaeologists and its contents dispersed around the globe.

The Dunhuang Star Chart thus found its way to the British Library in London where it has recently been the subject of a special study involving both historians and astronomers. You can see this huge and very ancient sky map in full online here.

I had read about this sky map before in some book about the history of astronomy, but I hadn’t realised that its date had recently been re-evaluated to put it not in the 10th century (as I had previously believed), but in the middle of the 7th centur,  possibly as early as 640 AD. Moreover, recent quite convincing mathematical analysis has shown that the chart is not just made of freehand sketches but was produced with some mathematical precision using a form of cylindrical projection. Once again, we find the Chinese were well in advance of their western counterparts in terms of scientific knowledge.

So why were these scrolls hidden away? There are two theories. One is that the monks were concerned about imminent invasion from the west and they simply wanted to safeguard their knowledge until it could be reclaimed. Unfortunately it never was. The other theory is based on the fact that astronomical knowledge was highly classified in this period of Chinese imperial rule, the Tang Dynasty. The astrological clues contained in star charts could be used to cast doubt on the Emperor if they fell into the wrong hands, so were  forbidden to all but the inner court. Astronomy was Top Secret. The monks at Dunhuang may have hidden their papers because they shouldn’t have had them in the first place, and feared the wrath of the Emperor if they  were discovered by the Imperial heavies.

I find mysterious artefacts like this absolutely fascinating and they also strengthen my conviction that astronomy and archaeology have much in common. Both are observational rather than experimental sciences, and both rely on making inferences based on indirect and sometimes scanty clues. Perhaps its this that makes both disciplines prone to a few flights of fancy every now and again as well as posing puzzles which perhaps will never be solved.

Anyway, topping the bill at the RAS was the President, Andy Fabian, whose Presidential Address was entitled Black Holes at Work. Unfortunately,  the thing that didn’t work was the data projector so we had an embarassing delay while people rushed around trying to fix it. One of the charms of the RAS is that it never seems to be quite at the forefront of  technology. Anyway, once he got going the talk was very interesting. He was short of time at the end, though, so I didn’t have time to ask the  obligatory question about magnetic fields.

Then it was down to the Atheneaum and a nice dinner and rather a lot to drink.

The following evening after the Opera we went for dinner in Chinatown in Soho. The chilly West End streets were crowded, with what I originally assumed to be Valentine dates but which appeared instead to be mainly standard tourists taking advantage of the weak pound. Many restaurants were completely full, but eventually we found a table in a good place and all was well.

Coming back to Cardiff the following day I bought the Observer so I could do the crosswords on the train, and was reminded of the Azed competition crossword a couple of weeks ago which involved a quotation from a poem about St Valentine’s day by Coventry Padmore. It was quite a strange puzzle of a type called “Letters Latent” in which the cryptic part referred to the answer minus one or more letters.  The quote concerned was

Well dost thou, Love, thy solemn Feast to hold
In vestal February;

the poem is trying to make the point that wintry February is  a good time for St Valentine’s day as during spring and summer nobody needs to be reminded about the birds and the bees.

The task for competition entrants was to clue the word “vestal” in such a way that the definition referred to the whole word but the cryptic part omitted the s. My attempt was

Volatile components make this oil extra virgin

(The components of volatile give oil+vetal; virgin is the definition for vestal.)

Since I’ve now meandered far off the original subject, I think I’d better finish there!

On the Cards

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on January 27, 2009 by telescoper

After an interesting chat yesterday with a colleague about the difficulties involved in teaching probabilities, I thought it might be fun to write something about card games. Actually, much of science is intimately concerned with statistical reasoning and if any one activity was responsible for the development of the theory of probability, which underpins statistics, it was the rise of games of chance in the 16th and 17th centuries. Card, dice and lottery games still provide great examples of how to calculate probabilities, a skill which is very important for a physicist.

For those of you who did not misspend your youth playing with cards like I did, I should remind you that a standard pack of playing cards has 52 cards. There are 4 suits: clubs (♣), diamonds (♦), hearts (♥) and spades (♠). Clubs and spades are coloured black, while diamonds and hearts are red. Each suit contains thirteen cards, including an Ace (A), the plain numbered cards (2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10), and the face cards: Jack (J), Queen (Q), and King (K). In most games the most valuable is the Ace, following by King, Queen and Jack and then from 10 down to 2.

I’ll start with Poker, because it seems to be one of the simplest ways of losing money these days. Imagine I start with a well-shuffled pack of 52 cards. In a game of five-card draw poker, the players essentially bet on who has the best hand made from five cards drawn from the pack. In more complicated versions of poker, such as Texas hold’em, one has, say, two “private” cards in one’s hand and, say, five on the table in plain view. These community cards are usually revealed in stages, allowing a round of betting at each stage. One has to make the best hand one can using five cards from ones private cards and those on the table. The existence of community cards makes this very interesting because it gives some additional information about other player’s holdings. For the present discussion, however, I will just stick to individual hands and their probabilities.

How many different five-card poker hands are possible?

To answer this question we need to know about permutations and combinations. Imagine constructing a poker hand from a standard deck. The deck is full when you start, which gives you 52 choices for the first card of your hand. Once that is taken you have 51 choices for the second, and so on down to 48 choices for the last card. One might think the answer is therefore 52×51×50×49 ×48=311,875,200, but that’s not right because it doesn’t actually matter which order your five cards are dealt to you.

Suppose you have 4 aces and the 2 of clubs in your hand; the sequences (A♣, A♥, A♦, A♠, 2♣) and (A♥ 2♣ A♠, A♦, A♣) are counted as distinct hands among the number I obtained above. There are many other possibilities like this where the cards are the same but the order is different. In fact there are 5×4×3×2× 1 = 120 such permutations . Mathematically this is denoted 5!, or five-factorial. Dividing the number above by this gives the actual number of possible five-card poker hands: 2,598,960. This number is important because it describes the size of the “possibility space”. Each of these hands is a possible poker deal, and each is assumed to be “equally likely”, unless the dealer is cheating.

This calculation is an example of a mathematical combination as opposed to a permutation. The number of combinations one can make of r things chosen from a set of n is usually denoted Cn,r. In the example above, r=5 and n=52. Note that 52×51×50×49 ×48 can be written 52!/47! The general result for the number of combinations can likewise be written Cn,r=n!/(n-r)!r!

Poker hands are characterized by the occurrence of particular events of varying degrees of probability. For example, a flush is five cards of the same suit but not in sequence (e.g. 2♠, 4♠, 7♠, 9♠, Q♠). A numerical sequence of cards regardless of suit (e.g. 7♣, 8♠, 9♥, 10♦, J♥) is called a straight. A sequence of cards of the same suit is called a straight flush. One can also have a pair of cards of the same value, or two pairs, or three of a kind, or four of a kind, or a full house which is three of one kind and two of another. One can also have nothing at all, i.e. not even a pair.

The relative value of the different hands is determined by how probable they are, and to work that out takes quite a bit of effort.

Consider the probability of getting, say, 5 spades (in other words, spade flush). To do this we have to calculate the number of distinct hands that have this composition.There are 13 spades in the deck to start with, so there are 13×12×11×10×9 permutations of 5 spades drawn from the pack, but, because of the possible internal rearrangements, we have to divide again by 5! The result is that there are 1287 possible hands containing 5 spades. Not all of these are mere flushes, however. Some of them will include sequences too, e.g. 8♠, 9♠, 10♠, J♠, Q♠, which makes them straight flushes. There are only 10 possible straight flushes in spades (starting with 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 or J), so only 1277 of the possible hands counted above are just flushes. This logic can apply to any of the suits, so in all there are 1277×4=5108 flush hands and 10×4=40 straight flush hands.

I won’t go through the details of calculating the probability of the other types of hand, but I’ve included a table showing their probabilities obtained by dividing the relevant number of possibilities by the total number of hands (given at the bottom of the middle column).

TYPE OF HAND

Number of Possible Hands

Probability

Straight Flush

40

0.000015

Four of a Kind

624

0.000240

Full House

3744

0.001441

Flush

5108

0.001965

Straight

10,200

0.003925

Three of a Kind

54,912

0.021129

Two Pair

123,552

0.047539

One Pair

1,098,240

0.422569

Nothing

1,302,540

0.501177

TOTALS

2,598,960

1.00000

 

 

 

Poker involves rounds of betting in which the players, amongst other things, try to assess how likely their hand is to win compared with the others involved in the game. If your hand is weak, you can fold and allow the accumulated bets to be given to your opponents. Alternatively, you can  bluff and bet strongly on a poor hand (even if you have “nothing”) to convince your opponents that your hand is strong. This tactic can be extremely successful in the right circumstances. In the words of the late great Paul Newman in the film Cool Hand Luke,  “sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand”.

If you bet heavily on your hand, the opponent may well think it is strong even if it contains nothing, and fold even if his hand has a higher value. To bluff successfully requires a good sense of timing – it depends crucially on who gets to bet first – and extremely cool nerves. To spot when an opponent is bluffing requires real psychological insight. These aspects of the game are in many ways more interesting than the basic hand probabilities, and they are difficult to reduce to mathematics.

Another card game that serves as a source for interesting problems in probability is Contract Bridge. This is one of the most difficult card games to play well because it is a game of logic that also involves chance to some degree. Bridge is a game for four people, arranged in two teams of two. The four sit at a table with members of each team facing opposite each other. Traditionally the different positions are called North, South, East and West although you don’t actually need a compass to play. North and South are partners, as are East and West.

For each hand of Bridge an ordinary pack of cards is shuffled and dealt out by one of the players, the dealer. Let us suppose that the dealer in this case is South. The pack is dealt out one card at a time to each player in turn, starting with West (to dealer’s immediate left) then North and so on in a clockwise direction. Each player ends up with thirteen cards when all the cards are dealt.

Now comes the first phase of the game, the auction. Each player looks at their cards and makes a bid, which is essentially a coded message that gives information to their partner about how good their hand is. A bid is basically an undertaking to win a certain number of tricks with a certain suit as trumps (or with no trumps). The meaning of tricks and trumps will become clear later. For example, dealer might bid “one spade” which is a suggestion that perhaps he and his partner could win one more trick than the opposition with spades as the trump suit. This means winning seven tricks, as there are always thirteen to be won in a given deal. The next to bid – in this case West – can either pass (saying “no bid”) or bid higher, like an auction. The value of the suits increases in the sequence clubs, diamonds, hearts and spades. So to outbid one spade (1S), West has to bid at least two hearts (2H), say, if hearts is the best suit for him but if South had opened 1C then 1H would have been sufficient to overcall . Next to bid is South’s partner, North. If he likes spades as trumps he can raise the original bid. If he likes them a lot he can jump to a much higher contract, such as four spades (4S).

This is the most straightforward level of Bridge bidding, but in reality there are many bids that don’t mean what they might appear to mean at first sight. Examples include conventional bids  (such as Stayman or Blackwood),  splinter and transfer bids and the rest of the complex lexicon of Bridge jargon. There are some bids to which partner must respond (forcing bids), and those to which a response is discretionary. And instead of overcalling a bid, one’s opponents could “double” either for penalties in the hope that the contract will fail or as a “take-out” to indicate strength in a suit other than the one just bid.

Bidding carries on in a clockwise direction until nobody dares take it higher. Three successive passes will end the auction, and the contract is then established. Whichever player opened the bidding in the suit that was finally chosen for trumps becomes “declarer”. If we suppose our example ended in 4S, then it was South that becomes declarer because he opened the bidding with 1S. If West had overcalled 2 Hearts (2H) and this had passed round the table, West would be declarer.

The scoring system for Bridge encourages teams to go for high contracts rather than low ones, so if one team has the best cards it doesn’t necessarily get an easy ride; it should undertake an ambitious contract rather than stroll through a simple one. In particular there are extra points for making “game” (a contract of four spades, four hearts, five clubs, five diamonds, or three no trumps). There is a huge bonus available for bidding and making a grand slam (an undertaking to win all thirteen tricks, i.e. seven of something) and a smaller but still impressive bonus for a small slam (six of something). This encourages teams to push for a valuable contract: tricks bid and made count a lot more than overtricks even without the slam bonus.

The second phase of the game now starts. The person to the left of declarer plays a card of their choice, possibly following yet another convention, such as “fourth highest of the longest suit”. The player opposite declarer puts all his cards on the table and becomes “dummy”, playing no further part in this particular hand. Dummy’s cards are then entirely under the control of the declarer. All three players can see the cards in dummy, but only declarer can see his own hand. Apart from the role of dummy, the card play is then similar to whist.

Each trick consists of four cards played in clockwise sequence from whoever leads. Each player, including dummy, must follow the suit led if he has a card of that suit in his hand. If a player doesn’t have a card of that suit he may “ruff”, i.e. play a trump card, or simply discard some card (probably of low value) from another suit. Good Bridge players keep a careful track of all discards to improve their knowledge of the cards held by their  opponents. Discards can also be used by the defence (i.e. East and West in this case) to signal to each other. Declarer can see dummy’s cards but the defenders don’t get to see each other’s.

One can win a trick in one of two ways. Either one plays a higher card of the same suit, e.g. K♥ beats 10♥, or anything lower than Q♥. Aces are high, by the way. Alternatively, if one has no cards of the suit that has been led, one can play a trump (or “ruff”). A trump always beats a card of the original suit, but more than one player may ruff and in that case the highest trump played carries the trick. For instance, East may ruff only to be over-ruffed by South if both have none of the suit led. Of course one may not have any trumps at all, making a ruff impossible. If one has neither the original suit nor a trump one has to discard something from another suit. The possibility of winning a trick by a ruff also does not exist if the contract is of the no-trumps variety.

Whoever wins a given trick leads to start the next one. This carries on until thirteen tricks have been played. Then comes the reckoning of whether the contract has been made. If so, points are awarded to declarer’s team. If not, penalty points are awarded to the defenders which are higher if the contract has been doubled. Then it’s time for another hand, probably another drink, and very possibly an argument about how badly declarer played the hand.

I’ve gone through the game in some detail in an attempt to make it clear why this is such an interesting game for probabilistic reasoning. During the auction, partial information is given about every player’s holding. It is vital to interpret this information correctly if the contract is to be made. The auction can reveal which of the defending team holds important high cards, or whether the trump suit is distributed strangely. Because the cards are played in strict clockwise sequence this matters a lot. On the other hand, even with very firm knowledge about where the important cards lie, one still often has a difficult logical puzzle to solve if all the potential winners in one’s hand are actually to be made into tricks. It can be a very subtle game.

I only have space-time for one illustration of this kind of thing, but it’s another one that is fun to work out. As is true to a lesser extent in poker, one is not really interested in the initial probabilities of the different hands but rather how to update these probabilities using conditional information as it may be revealed through the auction and card play. In poker this updating is done largely by interpreting the bets one’s opponents are making.

Let us suppose that I am South, and I have been daring enough to bid a grand slam in spades (7S). West leads, and North lays down dummy. I look at my hand and dummy, and realise that we have 11 trumps between us, missing only the King (K) and the 2. I have all other suits covered, and enough winners to make the contract provided I can make sure I win all the trump tricks. The King, however, poses a problem. The Ace of Spades will beat the King, but if I just lead the Ace, it may be that one of East or West has both the K and the 2. In this case he would simply play the two to my Ace. The King would be an automatic winner then: as the highest remaining trump it must win a trick eventually. The contract is then doomed.

On the other hand if the spades split 1-1 between East and West then the King drops when I lead the Ace, so that strategy makes the contract. It all depends how the cards split.

But there is a different way to play this situation. Suppose, for example, that A♠ and Q♠ are on the table (in dummy’s hand) and I, as declarer, have managed to win the first trick in my hand. If I think the K♠ lies in West’s hand, I lead a spade. West has to follow suit if he can. If he has the King, and plays it, I can cover it with the Ace so it doesn’t win. If, however, West plays low I can play Q♠. This will win if I am right about the location of the King. Next time I can lead the A♠ from dummy and the King will fall. This play is called a finesse.

But is this better than the previous strategy, playing for the drop? It’s all a question of probabilities, and this in turn boils down to the number of possible deals allow each strategy to work.

To start with, we need the total number of possible bridge hands. This is quite easy: it’s the number of combinations of 13 objects taken from 52, i.e. C52,13. This is a truly enormous number: over 600 billion. You have to play a lot of games to expect to be dealt the same hand twice!

What we now have to do is evaluate the probability of each possible arrangement of the missing King and two. Dummy and declarer’s hands are known to me. There are 26 remaining cards whose location I do not know. The relevant space of possibilities is now smaller than the original one. I have 26 cards to assign between East and West. There are C26,13 ways of assigning West’s 13 cards, but once I have done this the remaining 13 must be in East’s hand.

Suppose West has the 2 but not the K. Conditional on this assumption, I know one of his cards, but there are 12 others remaining to be assigned. There are therefore C24,12 hands with this possible arrangement of the trumps. Obviously the K has to be with East in this case. The finesse would not work as East would cover the Q with the K, but the K would drop if the A were played.

The opposite situation, with West having the K but not the 2 has the same number of possibilities associated with it. Here West must play the K when a spade is led so it will inevitably lose to the A. South abandons the idea of finessing when West rises and just covers it with the higher card.

Suppose instead West doesn’t have any trumps. There are C24,13 ways of constructing such a hand: 13 cards from the 24 remaining non-trumps. Here the finesse fails because the K is with East but the drop fails too. East plays the 2 on the A and the K becomes a winner.

The remaining possibility is that West has both trumps: this can happen in C24,11 ways. Here the finesse works but the drop fails. If West plays low on the South lead, declarer calls for the Q from dummy to hold the trick. Next lead he plays the A to drop the K.

To turn these counts into probabilities we just divide by the total number of different ways I can construct the hands of East and West, which is C26,13. The results are summarized in the table here.

Spades in West’s hand

Number of hands

Probability

Drop

Finesse

None

C24,13

0.24

0

0

K

C24,12

0.26

0.26

0.26

2

C24,12

0.26

0.26

0

K2

C24,11

0.24

0

0.24

Total

C26,13

1.00

0.52

0.50

The last two columns show the contributions of each arrangement to the probability of success of either playing for the drop or the finesse. You can see that the drop is slightly more likely to work than the finesse in this case.

Note, however, that this ignores any information gleaned from the auction, which could be crucial. For example, if West had made a bid then it is more likely that he had cards of some value so this might suggest the K might be in his hand. Note also that the probability of the drop and the probability of the finesse do not add up to one. This is because there are situations where both could work or both could fail.

This calculation does not mean that the finesse is never the right tactic. It sometimes has much higher probability than the drop, and is often strongly motivated by information the auction has revealed. Calculating the odds precisely, however, gets more complicated the more cards are missing from declarer’s holding. For those of you too lazy to compute the probabilities, the book On Gambling, by Oswald Jacoby contains tables of the odds for just about any bridge situation you can think of.

Finally on the subject of Bridge, I wanted to mention a fact that many people think is paradoxical but which isn’t really. Looking at the table shows that the odds of a 1-1 split in spades here are 0.52:0.48 or 13: 12. This comes from how many cards are in East and West’s hand when the play is attempted. There is a much quicker way of getting this answer than the brute force method I used above. Consider the hand with the spade two in it. There are 12 remaining opportunities in that hand that the spade K might fill, but there are 13 available slots for it in the other. The odds on a 1-1 split must therefore be 13:12. Now suppose instead of going straight for the trumps, I play off a few winners in the side suits (risking that they might be ruffed, of course). Suppose I lead out three Aces in the three suits other than spades and they all win. Now East and West have only 20 cards between them and by exactly the same reasoning as before, the odds of a 1-1 split have become 10:9 instead of 13:12. Playing out seemingly irrelevant suits has increased the probability of the drop working. Although I haven’t touched the spades, my assessment of the probability of the spade distribution has changed significantly.

This sort of thing is a major reason why I always think of probabilities in a Bayesian way. As information is gradually revealed one updates the assessment of the probability of the remaining unknowns.

But probability is only a part of Bridge; the best players don’t actually leave very much  to chance…

Taking down their Particulars and Examining their Testimonials

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on January 21, 2009 by telescoper

If you’ve looked at Cosmic Variance recently you will know that has almost gone up in flames (metaphorically speaking) . The incendiary item was what I thought was a gently humorous post on the subject of recommendation letters for entry into graduate schools, which evolved to include postdoctoral positions too. This item has generated nearly a hundred comments so far, some of which are quite sensible and interesting but others worryingly vitriolic. One correspondent in particular got hold of the wrong end of the stick and proceeded to beat wildly about the bush with it,  accusing academics of everything from intellectual snobbery to the Whitechapel Murders.

I’m actually quite pleased that the more extremist comments are there, as they make mine look quite sensible which they perhaps wouldn’t if they were on their own. I’ve therefore collected my thoughts here to see if they generate any reaction.

A follow-up post attempted to defuse the issue with an injection of common sense, but it remains to be seen whether this will indeed steady the ship. (I’m proud of that multiply mixed metaphor.)

The principal bone of contention is the matter of “recommendation letters” and whether a Professor should ever write negative comments when asked to recommend a student for a place on a graduate course.

In the UK we generally don’t have “recommendations” but “references” or “testimonials” which are supposed to describe the candidate’s character and abilities in a manner that is useful to those doing the recruitment. They are not meant to be written in absurdly hyperbolic terms and they are not meant to ignore any demonstrable shortcomings of the applicant. They are supposed to advise the people doing the recruitment of the suitability of the candidate in a sober, balanced and objective way. Fortunately, most students applying to graduate schools are actually rather good so there are many more positives than negatives, but if there are weaknesses in my view these  must be mentioned, even this turns out to be the kiss of death to their application.

Another objection is to recommendation letters that include statements of the form Aaron is better than Brenda but not as good as Charlie. I don’t object at all to the idea of a reference that includes some form of  ordering like this. Since there are inevitably more applicants than places the panel will have to make a ranking, so why not help them by giving your input? After all, you know the candidates better than the panel does.

The point is that the referee is not only providing a service for the student but also for the recruiting school. On this basis, it is, I think, perfectly valid to include negative points as long as they can be justified objectively.

British professors are often criticized by our colleagues over the pond for writing very reserved recommendation letters, but having one year received references from a US institution on behalf of 4 different students who were all apparently the best student that institution had ever had in physics, I think I prefer the old-fashioned British understatement.

However, references transcripts and other paperwork can only establish whether a student has reached the threshold level of technical competence that is needed to commence a research degree. That’s a necessary but not sufficient condition for their success as a scientist. The other factors – drive, imagination, commitment, and diligence (which apparently is a term of abuse in the USA) are much harder to assess. I think this part has to be done at interview. You can’t just rely on examination results because it’s by no means true that the best students at passing examinations turn into the best graduate students. Research is a whole different ball game.

I also think there’s a difference between how references are used for making a job appointment versus a place at graduate school. Where I come from, in the UK, graduate study is funded by a studentship which pays a stipend rather than a salary and the successful applicants are not formally employed by the university. It is rather different in the case of a postdoc where the successful candidate is an employee of the institution.

Owing to recent changes in employment legislation in the UK, best practice for the process of appointing staff is now considered to not even ask for references until after short-listing or even after interview. The purpose of references is simply to verify that the information the applicant has given in the application is complete and correct; they are not to be used in deciding on quality. Shortlisting is done on the basis of whether the applicant can show in the application that they have skills that match the requirement of the post. The final decisions is made after interview of shortlisted candidates.

Many academics hate this new-fangled way of doing things partly because its a new-fangled way of doing things but also because they tend to rely heavily on references in judging the relative quality of candidates for PDRA appointments. Personally, however, I don’t find references particularly helpful in this context – especially those from America where the language is so inflated as to be laughable – so, unlike most of my colleagues, I’m quite happy to embrace the “new” approach. I think relying too much on references is a tantamount to wanting other people to make difficult decisions for you rather than making them yourself.

On top of this, modern protocol requires the use of a standard application form rather than just a CV and list of research interests. That way the relative merits of all candidates can be judged on the basis of the same pieces of information and answers to the  same questions. Whatever you think about this process, it certainly does make things more transparent.

I’m currently advertising a postdoc job and will be shortlisting for this position on the basis I have described, i.e. without asking for references uprfront. I’ll only look at references later on, after shortlisting.  This is the first time I will have done it this way, so I am interested to see how it works.

But I can’t see at all how one could possibly make decisions concerning entry of an undergraduate student onto a graduate programme without using references earlier on in the process.

Crimes and Misdemeanours

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on January 16, 2009 by telescoper

I’m indebted to Frazer Pearce for sending me a very interesting item about Susan Crawford, a former judge who served in a legal capacity for the US Army. She recently went on record to state without equivocation that the treatment meted out to detainee Mohammed al-Qahtani at Guantanamo Bay was “torture”. Not “coercive interrogation”. Not “enhanced interrogation”. Not any other “nontorturous form of interrogation”. Just plain torture.

The implications of this conclusion could be very profound. I would like to think that every single member of the Bush administration who sanctioned this should now be prosecuted under international law. I would also prosecute anyone who knew about it but failed to stop it, as their behaviour means that they were still party to a conspiracy to commit torture. It would, however, take someone with extraordinary courage (and financial backing) to force such an action through the legal system.

I’m not holding my breath.

Coincidentally, another George was in the news today although this one was O’Dowd rather than Bush. `Boy George’ was today sentenced to 15 months in jail for “falsely imprisoning” a male escort at his London flat. I’ll spare my delicate readers the more salacious details of the offence, but it seems the 47-year old former Culture Club singer was buzzing with cocaine at the time and suffering from paranoid delusions that his paid guest had tampered with his computer. He therefore tied him up and assaulted him. Having been found guilty by the jury he was sentenced today.

Initially I thought 15 months sounded very harsh, but then I didn’t know the extent of what had happened until I read the account in today’s newspaper. The violent and degrading treatment he inflicted on the 29-year old escort clearly merited a stern response so, on reflection, I’m glad in many respects that the judge was severe. Whatever you may think of the morality of the escort business, workers in that trade (whether straight or gay) are still human beings and deserve to be treated with respect.

I say “in some respects” because I’m very pessimistic about the criminal justice system generally. We lock up a staggering number of people in jail, many more than any other Western European country. The police spend their time trying to catch offenders, some of them get sent to jail and they see their job done. But I’ve yet to see any evidence of anything good coming out the other end of this depressing pipeline. I’m not convinced a jail sentence is going to cure Boy George of the drug problems that clearly led to this situation.

On the other hand, I’m by no means arguing that celebrities should be treated differently from others. I’m just saying that there has to be a better way, if only someone could think of it. Until they do, I think Boy George should do his time. At least he won’t have to pay for male company.

But isn’t it ironic that the other George – the one guilty of mass murder as well as torture – will probably get away scot free?

Sad News

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on January 13, 2009 by telescoper

You may recall a previous blog item of mine about Operation Skyphoto, which was an attempt to raise funds for a new medical treatment for Alexander Thatte, the young son of two Oxford physicists, by selling old sky survey plates.

I was reading through some items on the e-astronomer this morning, and found a comment by Steve Warren conveying the sad news that Alexander lost his battle against leucaemia and passed away on January 4th 2009.

Vitae Summa Brevis Spem Nos Vetat Incohare Longam.