This was a huge hit in 1937 for Tommy Dorsey’s Orchestra, featuring the great Bunny Berigan on trumpet:
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Song of India – Tommy Dorsey
Posted in Uncategorized with tags Bunny Berigan, Song of India, Tommy Dorsey on October 6, 2017 by telescoperARSE News
Posted in Uncategorized on September 27, 2017 by telescoperI’m more than happy to draw the attention my readership to the fact that the fine country of Australia is home to a new organization called Australian Research and Space Exploration, henceforth known as ARSE:
I haven’t managed to get to the bottom of who was responsible for the acronym, but I’m sure the new venture will aim to rear a generation of new researchers who won’t bum around and that other countries will soon follow behind.
P.S. Yes, it is a fake. However it did remind me that one of the institutions at which I have previously worked almost created an `Academic Registry for Science and Engineering’. They got as far as making letterheads and everything. The volume of comments from the staff led them to scrap the name at the very last minute.
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Posted in Uncategorized with tags Centre for Doctoral Training, GitHub, STFC on September 26, 2017 by telescoperWe have a short break in the schedule for our induction event here at the Cardiff Vale Resort Hotel. Yesterday we had a full schedule of presentations, an excellent interactive training session by Cardiff PhD student Ed Fauchon-Jones about version control and the use of Github, an ongoing `hackathon event’, and a networking event with our industrial partners. It’s been a busy but very exciting and enjoyable start to the new Centre for Doctoral Training. This afternoon we have more activities, but this morning the new students have been sent out into the countryside in land rovers for a `Team Building’ event, leaving us old fogeys behind to enjoy a little bit of peace and quiet back in the hotel.
One of the aims of the hackathon has been to build teamwork. The students are in groups of three or four. Each group has been given a bit of old software (written in Fortran) and charged with the task of figuring out what it does and then rewriting it in a modern programming environment (most of them are using Python). That plan was that by the end of this afternoon they should be able to present us a working piece of code. Unfortunately I don’t think we’ve allowed enough time so it may be that the teams don’t all finish their challenge, but it’s been fun to see how they’ve tackled the problems. I’m old enough to remember Fortran very well, so I was able to help a couple of the groups by explaining some of its idiosyncracies.
We discovered last night that the Leeds United football team is staying in this hotel in advance of their game this evening against Cardiff City. Some of the players were in the bar last night, but I didn’t recognise any of them. With Leeds currently top of the Championship I’m not sure to what extent their team needs building, but they’re playing a Cardiff City team which is in third place, level on points and separated only by goal difference, so it should be a good game tonight.
Anyway, I’d better get on and get some work done before the students get back. We have a full afternoon in front of us, and then we have to tackle the logistics of getting everyone back to Swansea, Cardiff and Bristol respectively!
Here is a picture of the students along with a few of the staff that attended the event, taken during the last afternoon. Happily the students all got back safely from their adventures this morning!
UPDATE: 27th September. This event finished yesterday evening and we left just as Leeds United were getting ready to depart in their team coach for their match against Cardiff City last night. Cardiff City won 3-1.
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Posted in Uncategorized with tags Cardiff Vale Hotel, Centre for Doctoral Training, STFC on September 25, 2017 by telescoperSo here I am, at the Cardiff Vale Hotel. It’s quite swanky. Apparently the Juventus team stayed here immediately before the UEFA Champions League final in Cardiff this summer. They lost, so perhaps they enjoyed their stay too much before the game! The view from my window this morning wasn’t bad at all:
I’m here participating in an Induction event for our new STFC-funded Centre for Doctoral Training (CDT), which involves the Universities of Cardiff, Bristol and Swansea. This is coordinated by the Data Innovation Institute at Cardiff University and it covers a wide range of data-intensive research in particle physics, astrophysics and cosmology carried on at the three member institutions. ‘Data-intensive’ here means involving very big data sets, very sophisticated analysis methods or high-performance computing, or any combination of these.
Since this Centre for Doctoral Training is being coordinated by Cardiff University we got to organize this launch event, at which we get the new students (14 of them), supervisors and industrial partners together to introduce the programme we’ve got in store. Over the next two days we’ll have some lectures, networking sessions, team-building exercises and a `hackathon’ challenge.
Hopefully all this will start to bring the students from the three institutions together as a cohort with its own identity, so that the CDT functions as more than the sum of three separate components. That’s the plan anyway.
Anyway, they seem a friendly bunch and I think this is going to be quite a lot of fun though it will be rather busy. Although we’re booked into this hotel as a `conference package’, the hotel is rather large and most of the clientele seem to be here to play golf…
Oh, and if you think all this luxury is probably a waste of money then I should point (a) the Cardiff Value Hotel has given us a very good deal for the accommodation and conference facilities and (b) this is induction week for new undergraduates and other postgraduates at Cardiff University and it would have been hard to find rooms for this event there. The splendid isolation of this `neutral’ venue will hopefully help folk concentrate on the matters at hand, away from the hustle and bustle of the new student arrivals.
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Posted in Uncategorized with tags Brighton & Hove Bus Company, Dorothy Lamb, knitting on September 21, 2017 by telescoperThe inestimable Miss Lemon, who occasionally operates under the pseudonym Dorothy Lamb, has sent me a picture of her latest knitting exploits, i.e. two buses in the livery of the Brighon & Hove Bus Company!
They add a whole new meaning to the term `bendy bus’!
To find out what inspired these contributions please see related the University of Sussex news item here.
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Posted in Cricket, Uncategorized on September 19, 2017 by telescoperSince it was a fine evening I popped in at the SSE SWALEC Stadium in Sophia Gardens on the way home from work to catch the last few overs of Day 1 of the County Championship match between Glamorgan and Gloucestershire.
For a change, and despite losing two quick wickets while I watched, Glamorgan are in a reasonably strong position at 342 for 7 off 96 overs at the end of Day 1, with young Kiran Carlson unbeaten on 137. That’s not bad considering that, having been put in to bat, they had been 63 for 4 at one stage.
It’s been a disappointing season in the County Championship for Glamorgan, who have only won two games out of 12 so far, and there’s not much at stake in this game, but I hope they can get a good result in this, their last game of the season in Cardiff.
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Posted in Uncategorized with tags Diary, Royal Astronomical Society on September 19, 2017 by telescoperYet another sign that Autumn is on the way arrived yesterday in the form of my new Royal Astronomical Society diary, which comes with the subscription. This runs from October to October so each year’s new edition usually comes in September. I say `usually’ because mine didn’t come at all last year. It probably got lost in a muddle when I changed address back to Cardiff from Sussex. Each year’s version is usually a different colour from the previous one too. This time it’s a sort of bottle green.
Anyway, although many of my colleagues seem not to use them, I like old-fashioned diaries like this. I do run an electronic calendar for work-related events, meetings etc, but I use the paper one to scribble down extra-curricular activities such as concerts and cricket fixtures, as I find the smartphone version of my electronic calendar a bit fiddly.
Anyway, I’m interested to know the extent to which I am an old fogey so here’s a little poll on the subject of diaries:
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Posted in Uncategorized on September 16, 2017 by telescoperA new sign has arrived at the Data Innovation Research Institute courtesy of our colleagues from Supercomputing Wales, a new initiative that started this spring.
Two people associated with this project are now working from the DII office where I am currently based. It also employs six research software engineers around Cardiff University as well as others elsewhere in Wales.
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The Wipers Times
Posted in Uncategorized with tags Ian Hislop, Lieutenant Colonel Fred Roberts, Lieutenant Colonel Jack Pearson, The Wipers Times on September 13, 2017 by telescoperAlthough I regularly go to the opera and concerts of various kinds in Cardiff I don’t often go to the theatre here, but I made an exception last night to go and see The Wipers Times at the New Theatre. I’m glad I did, as it was a marvellously entertaining evening. As an added bonus there was a short question-and-answer session with authors Nick Newman and Ian Hislop (both of Private Eye) on the stage after the performance:
Apologies for the crummy picture, but we were rather a long way away in the Upper Circle: that’s Ian Hislop in the middle and Nick Newman on the left.
The play is based around the true story of a group of soldiers under the command of Lieutenant Colonel Frederick Roberts and Lieutenant Colonel Jack Pearson of the Nottinghamshire & Derbyshire Regiment (`The Sherwood Foresters’) who, while scavenging for material to reinforce trenches near Ypres in 1916, stumble across an old printing press. They decided to put this incongruous item to use by publishing a satirical newspaper called The Wipers Times, `Wipers’ being British Army slang for `Ypres’. The newspaper was a great success, running to 23 issues, and was not only hugely popular with troops but was also circulated widely at home, sometimes to the consternation of the authorities.
Here’s a sample clipping from one of the original issues:
And lest you think Roberts and Pearson were cynical malingerers, both served with distinction in battle. Roberts, for example, was awarded the Military Cross for conspicuous gallantry under fire during the Battle of the Somme. He also almost died in a gas attack, but insisted on rejoining his men after only a short period as an invalid. The humour of The Wipers Times was not at all meant to be seditious: it was just a way of using humour to restore a bit of humanity to the inhumanity of the situation the soldiers found themselves in.
It’s not hard to see why this story appealed to Messrs Hislop and Newman: the humour of `The Wipers Times’ is fruit of the same tree of irreverent satirical humour that produces Private Eye, even down to the spoof Christmas adverts! All the jokes in the play are taken directly from the original Wipers Times and they have endured exceedingly well, including some pointed references to the poor standard of journalism in the Daily Mail. Interestingly, the butt of most of the jokes is mostly not the Germany enemy, but the Top Brass of the British Army. The assortment of puns, musical-hall jokes and comic songs in among the pieces of biting satire is extremely funny in its own right, but gains extra power by its proximity to the awful reality of the trenches. In some ways it inhabits the same territory Blackadder goes Fourth but the fact that it is based on real characters in a real situation gives it a different dimension. The authors have tried to keep everything as historically accurate as possible, and the authenticity adds to the comedy. I am no military historian, but it happens that I do know, for example, that the Sherwood Foresters were involved in the Battle of the Somme in 1916; I wrote about it here. The script is very polished and an excellent ensemble cast keeps the show cracking along in brilliant style.
It’s worth mentioning the postscript to the story. Both Roberts and Pearson survived the War, but neither could find work when they came back to England and both emigrated, one to Argentina and the other to Canada. Both men died in the 1960s, unremembered in this country. It was only after the TV version of The Wipers Times was broadcast in 2013, and researchers were put to work finding out more about them, that their obituaries were published in the Times.
The Wipers Times is on in Cardiff until Saturday and I thoroughly recommend you catch it while you can, either here or elsewhere as it is currently on tour.
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Posted in Uncategorized on September 8, 2017 by telescoperI just found out about this interesting conference in France coming up next month. Apparently there are still some places left!
Didier Fraix-Burnet (IPAG), Stéphane Girard (Inria) and myself are organising a School of Statistics for Astrophysics, Stat4Astro, to be held in October in France. The primary goal of the School is to train astronomers to the use of modern statistical techniques. It also aims at bridging the gap between the two communities by emphasising on the practice during works in common, to give firm grounds to the theoretical lessons, and to initiate works on problems brought by the participants. There have been two previous sessions of this school, one on regression and one on clustering. The speakers of this edition, including Christian Robert, Roberto Trotta and David van Dyk, will focus on the Bayesian methodology, with the moral support of the Bayesian Society, ISBA. The interest of this statistical approach in astrophysics probably comes from its necessity and its success in determining the cosmological parameters…
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