I’m assuming that the writers of Not The Nine O’Clock News didn’t know in 1980 what we now know about Rolf Harris. The joke was really just about the BBC trying desperately to get kinds to participate in a crappy programme. But still..
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Posted in Television with tags Not the Nine O'Clock News, Rolf Harris on July 8, 2014 by telescoperRemembering the 7th of July
Posted in Biographical, History with tags 7/7, London bombings, Tavistock Square on July 7, 2014 by telescoperI was saddened and dismayed to read that the memorial for the victims of the terrorist attacks in London on 7th July 2005 has been defaced. We all know that Blair lied about the Iraq war but insulting the memories of the 52 innocent people who perished on that day doesn’t help one little bit to bring him to justice. Two wrongs don’t make a right. This is just sick.
I have my own reasons for remembering the 7th July. One summer morning in 2005 I rose early and left my house – I was living in Nottingham then – and took a train to London. I was quite excited. I was going to be interviewed later that day for a programme in the BBC TV series Horizon called The Hawking Paradox. The filming was to take place inside the Café de Paris near Piccadilly Circus, for the simple reason that it wasn’t used during the daytime, and would therefore be both quiet and cheap to hire. I was keen not to be late so I got a train that was due to arrive at St Pancras Station in London at about 9.30am.
On the train I dealt with a few bits of correspondence, filling in forms and writing out cheques to pay bills, so had a couple of items of mail to post when I got to London. The train was on time, and it was a fine morning, so I decided to walk from the station down through Soho to the location of the shoot.
I crossed Euston Road and walked down towards Bloomsbury. Spying a bright red Royal Mail postbox across the road in Tavistock Square, I waited for a bus to go past, crossed the road and popped my letters into the box. I looked at my watch to see if I had time for coffee on the way to Piccadilly. It was exactly 9.45am, on July 6th 2005.
I enjoyed the filming, although it took quite a long time – as these things do. Breaking for lunch in a local pizzeria, we were surrounded by a hubbub of excitement when news broke that London had been awarded the right to stage the 2012 Olympics. We finished the filming and I headed back to Nottingham on the train. All in all it had been a very pleasant day.
The terrible events of 7th July 2005 took place the day after my trip. Here is a picture of the postbox in Tavistock Square taken on 7/7/2005. The bomb that tore the roof off the bus and killed 13 people went off at 9.47am, almost exactly 24 hours after I had been in precisely the same spot. What a difference a day makes.

BICEP2 Redux: How the Sausage is Made
Posted in The Universe and Stuff with tags Bicep2, Cosmology, dust, Inflation on July 6, 2014 by telescoperI came across this (rather lengthy, but very good) discussion of the BICEP2 story so far so thought I would share it here. There’s a particularly useful collection of articles at the end for those who would like to read more.
I’ll also take this opportunity to refer you to a recent BBC News story which states that the BICEP2 and Planck teams are now in discussions about sharing data. About time, if you ask me. Still, it will take a considerable time to work out the ordering of the authors if they ever do write a paper!
An ongoing problem with communicating science to the general public is the existence of widely-held misconceptions among the public regarding how science actually works. A case in point is the March 17 announcement by the BICEP2 Collaboration regarding the detection of B-Mode polarization in the Cosmic Microwave Background and the events which have unfolded since then.
All too often, news stories and blog posts will trumpet some announcement with sensational headlines like “Scientists Say Cheap, Efficient Solar Cells Just Around the Corner”, or “Scientists Close in on Cure for Cancer.” Many people take such announcements at face value and consider the case closed. The work has been done. The reality of the situation, however, is that the initial announcement of a discovery or breakthrough is just the beginning of the hard work, breathlessly hyped headlines notwithstanding.
How Science Actually Works (or at least how it is supposed to work)
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One July Summer
Posted in Poetry with tags Dorothy Ardelle Merriam, One July Summer, Poetry on July 5, 2014 by telescoperWhat has happened to summer,
That’s what I want to know.
Is she on a vacation –
Who knows where did she go?
Tell, what was she wearing;
A zephyr breeze and rosebud
Or grass and wild berry?
Could she be honeymooning
With spring or early fall
Or has she gone so far away
She’ll not return at all?
by Dorothy Ardelle Merriam.
Does anyone know anything about this poet? I can’t find anything at all about her on the internet!
Follow @telescoperWhen David heard that Absalom was slain…
Posted in Music with tags 2 Samuel 18:33, Bible, Thomas Tomkins, When David Heard that Absalom was slain.. on July 4, 2014 by telescoperI heard this beautiful music on Radio 3 this morning. It stopped me in my tracks and couldn’t do anything until it was finished. It’s by someone who’s quite new to me called Thomas Tomkins, a Welsh composer who lived from 1572 to 1656. This piece is setting of a biblical text from the 2nd Book of Samuel (Chapter 18 Verse 13) when David learns of the death of his son Absalom. In the King James version this reads
Follow @telescoperAnd the king was much moved, and went up to the chamber over the gate, and wept: and as he went, thus he said, O my son Absalom, my son, my son Absalom! would God I had died for thee, O Absalom, my son, my son!
Astronomy Look-alikes, No. 93
Posted in Astronomy Lookalikes with tags Karl Glazebrook, Peter Kay on July 3, 2014 by telescoperI’m struck by the similarity between astronomer Karl Glazebrook of Swinburne University, Melbourne (in Australia) and comedian Peter Kay from Lancashire (in the Midlands). I wonder if by any chance they might be related?
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Posted in Beards with tags beards, Sandals, Shorts on July 3, 2014 by telescoperImportant seasonal advice from the BLF…
Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE 3rd July
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266
WARM WEATHER ADVICE ON BEARDS, SHORTS & SANDALS ISSUED
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has issued updated advice on the wearing of Beards, Shorts and Sandals with warm weather in some areas of the UK forecast for the next few days
Guidelines
1] Shorts and sandals may be worn after 9am until 8pm at the discretion of the wearer.
2] Where sandals are worn the wearing of socks is discouraged but not forbidden
3] If socks are not worn toenails must be neat, trimmed, clean and fungus free
4] Shorts should ideally be around knee length to provide a balanced image with the beard
5] Shorts should be of conservative design and colour. Wearing of bright red, yellow or floral patterned shorts is forbidden and shorts should generally come below the knee
6]…
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Talking About Undergraduate Physics Research…
Posted in Education, The Universe and Stuff with tags dark matter, DEAP3600, Physics, research, Research Placement, Simon Peeters, Talitha Bromwich, University of Sussex on July 2, 2014 by telescoperOne of the courses we offer in the School of Physics & Astronomy here at the University of Sussex is the integrated Masters in Physics with a Research Placement. Aimed at high-flying students with ambitions to become research physicists, this programme includes a paid research placement as a Junior Research Associate each summer vacation for the duration of the course; that means between Years 1 & 2, Years 2 & 3 and Years 3 & 4 . This course has proved extremely attractive to a large number of very talented students and it exemplifies the way the Department of Physics & Astronomy integrates world-class research with its teaching in a uniquely successful and imaginative way.
Some time ago I blogged about some very good news about one of our undergraduate researchers, Talitha Bromwich, who is about to graduate from her MPhys degree, after which she will be heading to Oxford to start her PhD DPhil; she is pictured below with her supervisor Dr Simon Peeters:
Talitha spent last summer working on the DEAP3600 dark-matter detector after being selected for the University’s Junior Research Associate scheme. Her project won first prize at the University’s JRA poster exhibition last October, and she was then chosen to present her findings – alongside undergraduate researchers from 22 other universities – in Westminster yesterday as part of the annual Posters in Parliament exhibition, organized under the auspices of the British Conference of Undergraduate Research (BCUR).
A judging panel – consisting of Ben Wallace MP, Conservative MP for Wyre and Preston North; Sean Coughlan, Education Correspondent for the BBC; and Professor Julio Rivera, President of the US Council of Undergraduate Research; and Katherine Harrington of the Higher Education Academy – decided to award Talitha’s project First Prize in this extremely prestigious competition.
We held a small drinks party in the School of Mathematical and Physical Sciences to congratulate Talitha on her success. Here are a couple of pictures of that occasion:
From left to right you see Simon Peeters, myself, Talitha and Prof. Michael Farthing (the Vice Chancellor of the University of Sussex); the winning poster is in the background. Here’s me presenting a little gift:
More recently still, the MPS Elves have made a little video featuring Talitha talking about her research placement:
We take undergraduate research very seriously here at the University of Sussex, and are now extending the Research Placement scheme to Mathematics. Many Departments talk about how important it is that their teaching is based on state-of-the-art research, but here at Sussex we don’t just talk about research to undergraduates – we let them do it!
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When you and I were young, Maggie
Posted in Jazz with tags Maggie, When you and I were young on July 1, 2014 by telescoperVery busy day today so just time for a quick post of a piece of music. No political interpretation is to be put on this choice; Maggie Thatcher and I were never young at the same time. I’m just proving that football isn’t the only field to have produced a famous John Barnes:
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The Zel’dovich Lens
Posted in The Universe and Stuff with tags Cosmic Web., Johan Hidding, Large-scale Structure, Yakov Borisovich Zel'dovich, Zel'dovich Approximation on June 30, 2014 by telescoperBack to the grind after an enjoyable week in Estonia I find myself with little time to blog, so here’s a cute graphic by way of a postscript to the IAU Symposium on The Zel’dovich Universe. I’ve heard many times about this way of visualizing the Zel’dovich Approximation (published in Zeldovich, Ya.B. 1970, A&A, 5, 84) but this is by far the best graphical realization I have seen. Here’s the first page of the original paper:
In a nutshell, this daringly simple approximation considers the evolution of particles in an expanding Universe from an early near-uniform state into the non-linear regime as a sort of ballistic, or kinematic, process. Imagine the matter particles are initial placed on a uniform grid, where they are labelled by Lagrangian coordinates . Their (Eulerian) positions at some later time
are taken to be
Here the coordinates are comoving, i.e. scaled with the expansion of the Universe using the scale factor
. The displacement
between initial and final positions in comoving coordinates is taken to have the form
where is a kind of velocity potential (which is also in linear Newtonian theory proportional to the gravitational potential).If we’ve got the theory right then the gravitational potential field defined over the initial positions is a Gaussian random field. The function
is the growing mode of density perturbations in the linear theory of gravitational instability.
This all means that the particles just get a small initial kick from the uniform Lagrangian grid and their subsequent motion carries on in the same direction. The approximation predicts the formation of caustics in the final density field when particles from two or more different initial locations arrive at the same final location, a condition known as shell-crossing. The caustics are identified with the walls and filaments we find in large-scale structure.
Despite its simplicity this approximation is known to perform extremely well at reproducing the morphology of the cosmic web, although it breaks down after shell-crossing has occurred. In reality, bound structures are formed whereas the Zel’dovich approximation simply predicts that particles sail straight through the caustic which consequently evaporates.
Anyway the mapping described above can also be given an interpretation in terms of optics. Imagine a uniform illumination field (the initial particle distribution) incident upon a non-uniform surface (e.g. the surface of the water in a swimming pool). Time evolution is represented by greater depths within the pool. The light pattern observed on the bottom of the pool (the final distribution) displays caustics with a very similar morphology to the Cosmic Web, except in two dimensions, obviously.
Here is a very short but very nice video by Johan Hidding showing how this works:
In this context, the Zel’dovich approximation corresponds to the limit of geometrical optics. More accurate approximations can presumably be developed using analogies with physical optics, but this programme has only just begun.





