Death and Other Inconveniences

Posted in Biographical, Brighton with tags , , , on April 7, 2014 by telescoper

It would be an exaggeration to say that this has been a good day. It started in Cardiff when I got to the Central Station and discovered that my train was late. It was only 12 minutes late, in fact, which isn’t at all unsurprising for Late Western. Nevertheless I was a bit annoyed that the 12 minutes turned into 20 minutes and that the Train Manager never once offered an explanation or apology on the entire journey into Paddington.

I did eventually find out the reason for the initial delay via Twitter. Earlier there had been a “person hit by a train”. My irritation turned to deep sadness, at hearing yet again that coded message indicating a death by suicide.

Sitting on the train I remembered seeing fallen cherry blossom in Bute Park. The morning rain had brought it down. That would provide a much more poetic excuse for late running than the usual “leaves on the line”, a poignant reminder of our mortality and all that. I didn’t realize how apt that would turn out to be.

After arriving into Paddington I took the tube to Victoria and had only a short wait for a train to Brighton. All went well until we reached Gatwick Airport at which point we were held at a signal for some time. The train manager then announced that the train would be diverted via Lewes and would therefore be late. The reason? Unbelievably, another “person hit by a train”, this time near Hassocks. Two in one day. Grim.

The train reached Lewes but didn’t stop at a platform but up a branch line some distance from the station. The driver changed ends and we went through Lewes station again without stopping, this time on the branch line to Brighton. We then passed Falmer (my intended destination) without stopping too.

Soon we arrived in Brighton, and I had to get another, stopping, train back to Falmer. I got on the next one, which sat for 20 minutes without moving. Diversion of all the mainline trains onto the Lewes line was causing congestion. As time ticked away I was starting to worry I would miss my 5pm lecture. I decided to give up on the train, left the station and proceeded to take the Number 25 bus to Falmer from the nearest stop.

That turned out not to be a wise move. The bus managed to travel a few hundred yards only before the driver announced that the Lewes Road had been closed by the Police owing to an “incident” at the gyratory system beside Sainsbury’s. We sat on the bus for a while just south of the area that had been cordoned off and then the driver told us the inevitable news that the bus was terminating and we all had to get off.

The main bus garage lies on the Lewes Road just north of the gyratory system, so I thought there was a chance some buses might be operating the other side of the blockage. I went to investigate.

As I skirted round the police cordon I counted at least ten police cars scattered about, along with two large vans. Armed officers were swarming around, and some were on the top of the Sainsbury’s building. There was also a uniformed officer with a loud hailer. Apparently someone, apparently armed, was inside one of the nearby flats. I didn’t hang about to find out more.

There were no buses northbound that I could see, and by now it was pouring with rain. I couldn’t see any possibility of getting to campus with my luggage, so decided to give up and go to my flat. By now my phone battery was nearly flat so all I could so was leave quick messages on Twitter and Facebook, before it croaked, to say
I was cancelling my lecture.

As I write the incident at Lewes road appears to be continuing, but at least nobody seems to have been seriously hurt.

I’m of course very disappointed at having had to miss a lecture, and some other things I wanted to do this afternoon but the three events that impinged on my journey are of far greater consequence for the people affected than my own inconvenience. It’s no doubt been a rougher day than I can possibly imagine for a great many people today.

Stanzas – April 1814

Posted in Poetry with tags , on April 7, 2014 by telescoper

Away! the moor is dark beneath the moon,
Rapid clouds have drank the last pale beam of even:
Away! the gathering winds will call the darkness soon,
And profoundest midnight shroud the serene lights of heaven.

Pause not! The time is past! Every voice cries, Away!
Tempt not with one last tear thy friend’s ungentle mood:
Thy lover’s eye, so glazed and cold, dares not entreat thy stay:
Duty and dereliction guide thee back to solitude.

Away, away! to thy sad and silent home;
Pour bitter tears on its desolated hearth;
Watch the dim shades as like ghosts they go and come,
And complicate strange webs of melancholy mirth.

The leaves of wasted autumn woods shall float around thine head:
The blooms of dewy spring shall gleam beneath thy feet:
But thy soul or this world must fade in the frost that binds the dead,
Ere midnight’s frown and morning’s smile, ere thou and peace may meet.

The cloud shadows of midnight possess their own repose,
For the weary winds are silent, or the moon is in the deep:
Some respite to its turbulence unresting ocean knows;
Whatever moves, or toils, or grieves, hath its appointed sleep.

Thou in the grave shalt rest—yet till the phantoms flee
Which that house and heath and garden made dear to thee erewhile,
Thy remembrance, and repentance, and deep musings are not free
From the music of two voices and the light of one sweet smile.

by Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792-1822); posted to mark the 200th anniversary of the poem’s composition.

 

Jermain Jackman & Urban Cheesemaker complete Beard of Spring shortlist

Posted in Beards, Biographical with tags , on April 6, 2014 by telescoper

Well, wonders never cease! I’ve made it onto the ballot form for the 2014 Beard of the Year! I’m only in third place at the moment, though, and already a very long way behind the leader, Oliver Duff (whoever he is). Would you vote for me? Please. Pretty please!

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Jermain Jackman & Urban Cheesemaker complete Beard of Spring shortlist

The Beard Liberation Front, the network of beard wearers that campaigns against beardism, has said that the final list for the Beard of Spring 2014 Award is now complete with the winner of the Voice Jermain Jackman and urban cheesemaker Philip Wilton from Wildes Cheese.

Both men have distinguished chin beards and both come from north-east London- Jackman from Hackney and Wilton from Tottenham

The poll is now open and the winner will be announced on 19th April.
The Award, one of four seasonal hirsute accolades that lead to the Beard of the Year in December, celebrates the coming of Spring and the growth of beards new and old.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said the list contains several names who have never been honoured because of their beard…

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Apostrophe Catastrophe…

Posted in Literature with tags , on April 6, 2014 by telescoper

..and a First Edition too!

Apostrophe

After the Chaos Ball

Posted in Biographical, Football on April 5, 2014 by telescoper

I’ve been taking it easy today, recovering from a late night which involved attending the Annual Ball of the Chaos Society (that’s the Cardiff University Physics and Astronomy staff-student society). It was a grand affair, held in the National Museum of Wales and beginning with a drinks reception among the splendid Impressionist paintings and sculptures and continuing downstairs with a dinner dance, as shown in the picture. A few of us older reprobates then adjourned to a bar for a nightcap or several, all of which left me nursing a hangover this morning, although it was nice to see so many familiar faces again.

I’d like to thank the Chaos Society for inviting me and also send my condolences to the new boss of my old Department, Matt Griffin, on Cardiff City’s home defeat by Crystal Palace this afternoon. It looks pretty certain now that Cardiff will be playing Brighton in the Championship next season..

P.S. In the interest of balance I should point out that Newcastle got thrashed too, 4-0 at home to Manchester United. Their poor run continues against teams from the Midlands.

Another Travelblog

Posted in Biographical on April 4, 2014 by telescoper

Once again I find myself on a Late Western train from Paddington to Cardiff. I was going to travel after work yesterday, but it was such a busy day that when I finished all I had to do about 6.30pm I was too tired to face the four-hour-plus journey. I hadn’t had time to stop for lunch either, so decided dinner in Brighton followed by an early night was a better plan.

Anyway so ends the penultimate week of teaching term; one final push and we’ll be into the Easter holidays, at which point I’ll actually be taking a short break myself, despite the apparently widespread belief that a Head of School is not allowed to take a holiday.

Twelve-week teaching terms are a hard slog, but on balance I much prefer not having to take a break part-way through, which tends to happen when Easter happens earlier in the year.

On Wednesday this week we had the termly meeting of Senate; next week there’s a cluster of end-of-term events, including two staff-student balls (one for Mathematics and one for Physics & Astronomy; naturally I have to attend both). There’s also our final UCAS Applicant Visit Day on Saturday 12th, which promises to be very busy especially if the weather stays fine…

This weekend, before all that, I’ll be relaxing in Cardiff and possibly recovering from the event I’ll be attending tonight at which I hope to see quite a few old friends. More of that anon, perhaps.

In the meantime, as the train trundles towards South Wales, I think I’ll have a short snooze. I hope I don’t miss my stop!

An Inspirational Photograph..

Posted in Biographical on April 3, 2014 by telescoper

Getting home and feeling a little jaded after a very long day, I saw this photograph and decided to post it here because I think it’s inspirational.

The picture shows a visiting group of A-level physics students being given a guided tour of the Sussex University campus by Daniel, one of our first-year Theoretical Physics students.

You can see Daniel on the right of the photograph, with the white stick. He’s blind.

A Problem of Capacitors

Posted in Cute Problems, The Universe and Stuff with tags , , on April 3, 2014 by telescoper

Time for another entry in the Cute Problems  category. I’ve been teaching a course module  in theoretical physics this term so here’s one that my students should find a doddle…

A spherical capacitor consists of an outer conducting sphere of fixed radius b and a concentric inner conducting sphere whose radius a can be varied. The space between the spheres is filled with air which has a breakdown electric field strength E0. What are the greatest achievable values for (i) the potential difference between the spheres, and (ii) the electrostatic energy stored in the capacitor?

Answers via the comments box please.

A Well Worn Story

Posted in Poetry with tags , on April 2, 2014 by telescoper

In April, in April,
My one love came along,
And I ran the slope of my high hill
To follow a thread of song.

His eyes were hard as porphyry
With looking on cruel lands;
His voice went slipping over me
Like terrible silver hands.

Together we trod the secret lane
And walked the muttering town;
I wore my heart like a wet, red stain
On the breast of a velvet gown.

In April, in April,
My love went whistling by,
And I stumbled here to my high hill
Along the way of a lie.

Now what should I do in this place
But sit and count the chimes,
And splash cold water on my face,
And spoil a page with rhymes?

by Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)

 

 

Day Trip to Harwell

Posted in Education, Science Politics with tags , , , on April 1, 2014 by telescoper

Only time for a quick post as I’ve just got back from a visit to the Rutherford Appleton Laboratory which is located at Harwell (in the heart of the Midlands).

I was there to find out about the Science and Technology Facilities Council‘s Apprenticeship scheme, as we are planning to introduce a similar scheme at the University of Sussex and needed some advice about how to set it up. I hope to write more about that in due course.

Anyway, it was a very informative and useful visit with the added bonus that we also got an impromptu guided tour of the Diamond Light Source (and its associated workshops where some of the current STFC apprentices are employed). The Diamond Light Source is actually shut down at the moment so various upgrades can be performed, and we were therefore allowed up close to where the beam lines are. That was very interesting indeed, especially when I saw that special devices are apparently deployed to counteract the effects of Cold Dark Matter..