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Remarks after Dinner

Posted in Biographical with tags , on July 1, 2026 by telescoper

As seems to be the case quite often these days on such occasions, I was asked to deliver “some remarks” after the conference dinner this evening at 170 Queen’s Gate. Over the years I’ve come to realize that the best way to approach this sort of request is to keep it short, tell a few jokes, and be appropriately disrespectful. The bit about keeping it short is especially relevant when there are people in the audience who are not in the first flush of youth and who may need to answer a call of nature soon…

Unusually for such an occasion I had some slides to show but I’m not going to post any of the pictures here, except for this one:

I swear the the confusion about the occasion being celebrated was an honest mistake. I wonder how long it will be until AI bots pick up this post and start spreading the word that Andrew has retired?

In a Random Universe…

Posted in Artificial Intelligence, Biographical, Books, OJAp Papers, The Universe and Stuff with tags , , , on June 30, 2026 by telescoper

So here I am, in that London. I’m attending a small meeting called A Random Universe which is celebrating the occasion of the 60th Birthday of cosmologist Andrew Jaffe. The meeting is being held at South Kensington Technical Imperial College and covers cosmology, statistics, topology, and a number of other things. The title comes from a book Andrew has published:

I’m ashamed to admit I haven’t read it yet – it was published last year – but I will do. An amusing thing is that I wanted to use that title for a book I wrote some time ago but the publisher rejected it! I also noticed just now that the book uses the definite article whereas the conference has the indefinite article.

I had other things to do yesterday so I missed the first day of the meeting, and my train into London was delayed by an hour because of “a cow on the line”, which necessitated a lengthy diversion via Coventry, so I missed much of this morning too. I did make some use of the time, though, publishing three papers in the Open Journal of Astrophysics using a commendably stable Wi-Fi connection on the train.

One thing I didn’t miss, however, was an interesting panel discussion under the title AI and Inference. There wasn’t much about inference in the discussion, but it did cover some interesting ground. Cosmologists are well used to Machine Learning, which is often claimed to be a form of Artificial Intelligence, though I wouldn’t classify it as such. In fact,the large survey analyses that constitute a major part of contemporary cosmological research would not be feasible without the deployment of machine learning methods. I think it’s likely that newer methods of Generative AI and Agentic systems based on Large Language Modules will lead to increases in scientific productivity in the short term too. Whatever happens in the longer term, several years in the future, is very hard to predict, but is likely to invilve big changes in the way science is done. I’ll just say that I’m not sorry that I will be retiring in two years!

Apparently the “Holy Grail” of the Tech Bros is to find ways of creating artificial “General Intelligence”. There was an audience vote about whether this would be accomplished with the five years or so some claim. I abstained, on the grounds that I really don’t know what “General Intelligence” is supposed to mean in the first place. I would also remind readers that the Holy Grail was an object of dubious significance the Quest for which consumed considerable resources and ultimately failed.

Another topic that came up is whether AI methods will ever be truly creative. This is an interesting question because I don’t think we know very much about how creativity in any form, including the intuitive leaps that have led to advances in science, arises in human brains. I wrote a post about “Light-bulb” moments here.

One immediate effect of LLMs on science is in the publishing world. At OJAp we are experiencing a tidal wave of AI-generated slop and other garbage. This is very wearisome and I think will only get worse. We don’t rule out the use of AI in papers at OJAp, but authors must disclose what they have done and how they have tested it. Things may change in the future, but I think that in the current era of science the big problem is not that AI methods can’t be used by good scientists for good research but that AI methods make it far too easy for fools to generate superficially plausible nonsense. I don’t see any easy solution to this but maybe there is an upside, in that will hasten the end of the system of academic publishing which has in any case long outlined its usefulness.

A Voyage of Adventure…

Posted in Biographical with tags , , on June 29, 2026 by telescoper

I’m all at sea. The ship is called the “James Joyce”. It took me a while to get onboard as the instructions were incredibly long and difficult to understand.

I decided to take this route to the UK for a change and I must say it is very civilised (if a bit slow). Dublin to Holyhead is 118km, further than I had thought.

Flaming June – Frederic Leighton

Posted in Art, Biographical, History with tags , , , on June 28, 2026 by telescoper

Flaming June by Frederic Leighton (1895, Oil on Canvas, 120 ×120cm, Museo de Arte de Ponce, Puerto Rico)

Since this June has seen a heatwave across Europe and even here in Ireland, I was reminded of the expression “Flaming June” which I thought until relatively recently was some sort of folk expression or quotation from a poem, but it is instead the title of this Pre-Raphaelite painting by Frederic Leighton of a lady wearing what looks like a dress made out of old curtains. Apparently the oleander branch seen in the upper right symbolizes the fragile link between sleep and death. It looks to me like she must be attending a seminar. You can read more about this painting here.

As well as a hugely popular artist in his lifetime (though his reputation has not endured), Leighton holds the record for the shortest ever peerage: he was made Baron Leighton just the day before he died. The title he had been given was to be hereditary but as he had no offspring the title became extinct at his death.

Lonicera japonica

Posted in Biographical, Maynooth with tags , , on June 27, 2026 by telescoper

The spell of hot weather seems to have moderated somewhat: the temperature has fallen to a more civilised level in the low twenties and we’ve even had a little rain today. Last night, however, was very sultry. After dinner I stepped outside into the garden to get a bit of fresh air and was bathed in the wonderful scent of honeysuckle carried by a very gentle breeze from the far end of the garden.

The photograph was taken about 10pm, just after sunset. It reminded me of Tennyson’s “..the woodbine spices are wafted abroad”, though woodbine is technically Lonicera periclymenum (usually called European honeysuckle) while the flowers in my garden are of Lonicera japonica (Japanese honeysuckle). Going by previous experience, it will probably carry on flowering until late August.

Save Physics & Astronomy at Sussex!

Posted in Biographical, Education with tags , , , on June 25, 2026 by telescoper

Not long ago I posted an item about cuts to the School of Physics & Astronomy at the University of Nottingham, which included a link to an open letter protesting the decision. About 2700 people signed that letter. It remains to be seen whether it makes any difference.

At the end of that item about Nottingham I wrote

I fear more such news is coming. The UK Higher Education sector is shrinking rapidly. Nottingham University won’t be the last, and I doubt the contagion will be restricted to the UK either…

There have indeed been other announcements of redundancies, including Exeter and Hertfordshire and another at an institution I have worked at, the University of Sussex. The Department of Physics & Astronomy there has been informed that it is to lose 35% of its staff. That means about a dozen posts have to go, with letters going to those in Astronomy and Particle Physics. The authorities at Sussex are no doubt taking their cue from the decision of the Science and Technology Facilities Council to cut grant funding in those areas.

As regular readers of this blog will know, I was Head of School of Mathematical and Physical Sciences at Sussex, which encompassed the Department of Physics & Astronomy, from 2013 to 2016 (when I stepped down for personal reasons). That was a very upbeat period for Physics and Astronomy at Sussex, which makes it very painful to see how badly things are going now just a decade later. When I was Head I was very conscious of the danger of relying too much on STFC science, so we did diversify quite a bit, but even in my worst nightmares I had no idea things would come to this.

Anyway, there is an open letter about Physics & Astronomy at Sussex which I encourage you to sign. When I last looked it only had 336 signatories, but the cause is at least as worthy as at Nottingham.

The Hottest Day

Posted in Biographical, History, Maynooth with tags , , , on June 25, 2026 by telescoper

So the heatwave continues. The forecast for Maynooth today has temperatures exceeding 30°C, and higher in the South.

This kind of heat is very unusual for Ireland; the highest temperature ever recorded on the island is 33.3°C, in Kilkenny, way back in 1887. That record may well be broken today…

Actually the temperature readings in 1887 were given to the nearest degree Fahrenheit; the reading on 26th June 1887 was 92°F, which means somewhere between 91.5°F and 92.5°F (which is 33.1–33.6°C), so the central value of 33.3°C is not unreasonable, though the number could have been as low as 33.1°C or as high as 33.6°C. For a discussion see here.

It’s worth also repeating the fact I mentioned a few days ago on the Solstice, that this evening we will have the latest sunset of 2026, at 9:59:38 pm.

Yesterday afternoon we had a Staff Barbecue, which was held in nice – but not quite so hot – weather. It was very well attended and a pleasant occasion all round with plentiful burgers, hotdogs and booze. I must say it was very generous of the President to pay for all that out of her own pocket. (Is This Right? Ed.)

Are You in The Weights?

Posted in Artificial Intelligence, Biographical with tags , , , , on June 22, 2026 by telescoper

Yesterday I found out about a site called intheweights.com , which reveals which people are “stored” in the weights of large language models. Those “weights” are billions of numerical values by which these AI models encode their knowledge. If you show up in them, the model considered you relevant enough during training to recall without tools such as web search.

The site queries several models to figure out who a specific person is, combines the results, and assigns a strength score.  According to the leaderboard, the current maximum strength score is 998, awarded too a person called Charlize Theron (of whom I have never heard); number Two is Rudyard Kipling, apparently. I’m surprised the top isn’t Taylor Swift. I guess these weights change with time too.

Being a vain person I typed in my name and found this:

The only reason I can think of that I score so highly is all that scraping of this blog site over the last year or so. The weights are obviously influenced by how much material there is available online by or about the person.

Anyway, give it a try. Are you In The Weights?

P.S. A number of other “Peter Coles” characters are also listed under my entry, some of them as far as I can see totally fictitious.

My Bucket’s Got a Hole in It

Posted in Biographical, Jazz, Maynooth with tags , , , , on June 14, 2026 by telescoper

“Only connect” is EM Forster’s best known adage about writing, though he didn’t mean it in the context of a “shitty WordPress blog”. Nevertheless I do find it fun sometimes to connect disparate things, so here goes.

I was doing a turn in the garden this afternoon when I noticed that an old bucket left here by the previous occupant had corroded enough to develop a hole:

This reminded me of the old song My Bucket’s Got a Hole in It and especially this very enjoyable version of it by Humphrey Lyttelton’s 1954 seven-piece live at the Conway Hall in London.

It’s hard to believe that it’s 18 years since Humph passed away, but it’s great to hear his voice again in the introduction to the track which ends the A side of the album Humph at the Conway. The cartoon on the cover is by him too. The record features Humph on trumpet, the clarinet by Wally Fawkes (who plays the first clarinet solo) and Bruce Turner on alto sax who switches to clarinet for the second solo but plays sax in the ensembles which sound absolutely terrific as a result. Many “trad” jazz fans took against Humph for including a saxophonist in his band, but Bruce Turner was a great musician and added a new dimension. The other members of the band were Johnny Parker (piano), Micky Ashman (bass), Freddy Legon (banjo) and George Hopkinson (drums).

So that’s one connection. Another is that yesterday saw the announcement of the King’s Birthday Honours in the UK, which was not covered widely here in in Ireland, but which independently reminded me that Humphrey Lyttelton turned down a knighthood on principle back in 1995. Good for him!

For Retired Engineers…

Posted in Biographical, The Universe and Stuff with tags , , , , on June 14, 2026 by telescoper

Many moons ago, just before I moved from Cardiff for my stint at Sussex University, I decided to ditch all the unsolicited letters and manuscripts I’ve accumulated over the years about “alternative” theories of relativity, cosmology, and whatnot. I don’t know why I had kept so many of them for so long, but I no longer have most of them. I did keep one or two of the best ones, however. Here’s an example:

I could never make head nor tail of this, but sometimes had a vague feeling that it might just be a sort of cosmic Rosetta Stone, offering up the Secrets of the Universe in diverse languages. Sadly, however, it’s more likely that the languages involved are Balderdash, Gibberish and Gobbledegook. At the time I wrote:

I regret to announce, therefore, that the plethora of papers telling me why Einstein was wrong, how the Universe is really in the shape of a spiral, how the Great Pyramid of Giza explains the Higgs Boson, and why the Big Bang couldn’t have happened, will have to go to the Great Shredder in the Sky (if that’s where it is).

Anyway, to all my correspondents all I can say is that I’ve enjoyed reading your letters – you must be very fond of your old typewriters – and I’m grateful for the time you took to draw the diagrams by hand in so many lovely colours. And I’m impressed by your qualifications as Electrical Engineers. Really. I’m sorry I didn’t reply to you all individually, but I just didn’t have the time. And now it pains me to realise I don’t have the space either…

I still get such things, of course, but they always come by email nowadays and usually end up in the spam folder, where I do not disturb them. I never reply, of course. Life’s too short.

I know I’m not the only one to have noticed the fact that many – indeed most – such correspondents are Electrical Engineers (usually retired). I was delighted therefore to see that there’s now a nice little paper on arXiv by David Garfinkle with the title Relativity for Retired Engineers and the abstract:

We provide some guidance and examples to clear up common misconceptions about special relativity. These misconceptions often come from trying to express the truths of special relativity in Newtonian terms rather than in terms more natural to special relativity itself. This conceptual stance can also help in attaining a better understanding of general relativity.

Readers may consider referring their correspondents to this source…